Caligula

Caligula,boss of the roman empire he and his horse Incitatus they ruled with sword and searing fire his horse was truly audacious hanging out at the local bar Incitatus and Caligula gloats parting never very far drinking beer and eating oats Toast to feats and daring raids on the Gaules of olden France they teased the nearly naked maids and tipped them all to dance the girls would scream with pain when Incitatus stomped their toes Caligula ordered a round again to salute themselves heros at two oclock they close the moats the castle was very far with too much beer and many oats they left the local bar!