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Calamity Jane

Everyone was staring
Frozen in their seat
Down the stairs
Made quite an entrance
Calamity Jane
Without her underwear

Her buxom figure
Generously in full view
For everyone to see
Down the stairs
All watched Calamity Jane
In her birthday suit

The whole incident
Might have gone unnoticed
But no such luck
Frozen in their seat
Mouth wide open
Everyone just stared

Down the stairs so clumsily
Had I not tripped
No doubt we could have
Saved the life size portrait
Of Calamity Jane
Au naturel



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on October 9, 2019 for contest NUDE - DESCENDING A STAIRCASE by JOHN LAWLESS

Copyright © Line Gauthier | Year Posted 2019

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Jan Terry Date: 10/12/2019 9:06:00 PM I was waiting to see what Calamity was up to with such a startling entrance. Love the twist at the end. Good luck with the contest, Line. Hugs. Janece Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 10/12/2019 9:49:00 PM Thanks, Janece, for your most appreciated visit and comment.

Hello There Date: 10/11/2019 1:16:00 AM An interesting take on the contest, for sure! Lol. hehehe ~ Good luck! Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 10/11/2019 9:17:00 AM Hello There, thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment.

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 10/10/2019 1:58:00 PM A witty poem - good luck in the contest Line! Hugs, Jennifer. Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 10/10/2019 4:11:00 PM Thanks, Jennifer. Much appreciated.

Timothy Mcguire Date: 10/10/2019 12:43:00 AM Those most embarrassing moments happen when we least expect it! Great Poem. Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 10/10/2019 12:45:00 AM Thanks, Timothy. It was fun writing this string of silliness.

P.S. Awtry Date: 10/9/2019 10:41:00 PM Very clever! Best of luck :) Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 10/10/2019 12:27:00 AM Thanks, PS. Much appreciated.

Regina Mcintosh Date: 10/9/2019 10:23:00 PM What a great entry. Bless you, Gina Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 10/10/2019 12:27:00 AM Thanks, Gina. Much appreciated.

Eve Roper Date: 10/9/2019 9:43:00 PM nicely done, I was looking for a gun packing :) sharpshooter, good luck in the contest. hugs Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 10/9/2019 9:45:00 PM Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Eve.

Sandra Adams Date: 10/9/2019 9:03:00 PM lol this is so adorable, the ending made me laugh! Wonderful poem Line :) hugs Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 10/9/2019 9:04:00 PM Thanks, Sandra, for your most appreciated visit and comment.