Line Gauthier Poet Free verse

Calamity Jane

Everyone was staring
Frozen in their seat
Down the stairs
Made quite an entrance
Calamity Jane
Without her underwear

Her buxom figure
Generously in full view
For everyone to see
Down the stairs
All watched Calamity Jane
In her birthday suit

The whole incident
Might have gone unnoticed
But no such luck
Frozen in their seat
Mouth wide open
Everyone just stared

Down the stairs so clumsily
Had I not tripped
No doubt we could have
Saved the life size portrait
Of Calamity Jane
Au naturel



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

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Jan Terry October 12, 2019 at 9:06 PM I was waiting to see what Calamity was up to with such a startling entrance. Love the twist at the end. Good luck with the contest, Line. Hugs. Janece Line Gauthier October 12, 2019 at 9:49 PM Thanks, Janece, for your most appreciated visit and comment.

Hello There October 11, 2019 at 1:16 AM An interesting take on the contest, for sure! Lol. hehehe ~ Good luck! Line Gauthier October 11, 2019 at 9:17 AM Hello There, thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment.

Jennifer Proxenos October 10, 2019 at 1:58 PM A witty poem - good luck in the contest Line! Hugs, Jennifer. Line Gauthier October 10, 2019 at 4:11 PM Thanks, Jennifer. Much appreciated.

Timothy Mcguire October 10, 2019 at 12:43 AM Those most embarrassing moments happen when we least expect it! Great Poem. Line Gauthier October 10, 2019 at 12:45 AM Thanks, Timothy. It was fun writing this string of silliness.

P.S. Awtry October 9, 2019 at 10:41 PM Very clever! Best of luck :) Line Gauthier October 10, 2019 at 12:27 AM Thanks, PS. Much appreciated.

Regina Mcintosh October 9, 2019 at 10:23 PM What a great entry. Bless you, Gina Line Gauthier October 10, 2019 at 12:27 AM Thanks, Gina. Much appreciated.

Eve Roper October 9, 2019 at 9:43 PM nicely done, I was looking for a gun packing :) sharpshooter, good luck in the contest. hugs Line Gauthier October 9, 2019 at 9:45 PM Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Eve.

Sandra Adams October 9, 2019 at 9:03 PM lol this is so adorable, the ending made me laugh! Wonderful poem Line :) hugs Line Gauthier October 9, 2019 at 9:04 PM Thanks, Sandra, for your most appreciated visit and comment.