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Calamity Jane

Everyone was staring Frozen in their seat Down the stairs Made quite an entrance Calamity Jane Without her underwear Her buxom figure Generously in full view For everyone to see Down the stairs All watched Calamity Jane In her birthday suit The whole incident Might have gone unnoticed But no such luck Frozen in their seat Mouth wide open Everyone just stared Down the stairs so clumsily Had I not tripped No doubt we could have Saved the life size portrait Of Calamity Jane Au naturel AP: Honorable Mention 2020 Submitted on October 9, 2019 for contest NUDE - DESCENDING A STAIRCASE by JOHN LAWLESS

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Date: 10/12/2019 9:06:00 PM
I was waiting to see what Calamity was up to with such a startling entrance. Love the twist at the end. Good luck with the contest, Line. Hugs. Janece
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Date: 10/12/2019 9:49:00 PM
Thanks, Janece, for your most appreciated visit and comment.
Date: 10/11/2019 1:16:00 AM
An interesting take on the contest, for sure! Lol. hehehe ~ Good luck!
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Date: 10/11/2019 9:17:00 AM
Hello There, thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment.
Date: 10/10/2019 1:58:00 PM
A witty poem - good luck in the contest Line! Hugs, Jennifer.
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Date: 10/10/2019 4:11:00 PM
Thanks, Jennifer. Much appreciated.
Date: 10/10/2019 12:43:00 AM
Those most embarrassing moments happen when we least expect it! Great Poem.
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Date: 10/10/2019 12:45:00 AM
Thanks, Timothy. It was fun writing this string of silliness.
Date: 10/9/2019 10:41:00 PM
Very clever! Best of luck :)
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Date: 10/10/2019 12:27:00 AM
Thanks, PS. Much appreciated.
Date: 10/9/2019 10:23:00 PM
What a great entry. Bless you, Gina
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Date: 10/10/2019 12:27:00 AM
Thanks, Gina. Much appreciated.
Date: 10/9/2019 9:43:00 PM
nicely done, I was looking for a gun packing :) sharpshooter, good luck in the contest. hugs
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Date: 10/9/2019 9:45:00 PM
Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Eve.
Date: 10/9/2019 9:03:00 PM
lol this is so adorable, the ending made me laugh! Wonderful poem Line :) hugs
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Date: 10/9/2019 9:04:00 PM
Thanks, Sandra, for your most appreciated visit and comment.

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