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Another old diddy I thought to enter in the Invisible contest. This an actual study in human nature I observed and deployed. More doors were opened on days I wore skirts. I have actually had a "gentleman" step on my toes to let "ladies" go first onto an elevator for which I had been the first to arrive and press the button. My buttons were pressed!

C Is For Chivalry

So enraged by "gentlemen" displaying courtesy to ladies
while ardently blind stepping me for weeks I schemingly 
wore my C-cups strapped into my most potent padded
push-up busting through the seams of a too tight red
trimmed baby pink fuchsia glitter Barbie TM T-shirt
I am girl we roared and doors opened.

appreciationdramatic monologue

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Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

February 18, 2017 at 12:30 AM

How funny, but I'm sure it's true. So many men are like this, but I know there's still a few true gentlemen out there (okay, maybe they're few and far between but they're out there...lol). I enjoyed your poem, Maureen. Thanks for sharing and thanks for stopping by my page tonight...hugs, Rhonda

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 18, 2017 at 3:05 AM

There are! I distinctly remember another similar scenario, I was 1st waiting for elevater, four "suits" joined me, the senior gentleman with a smile to me, put his arm up to block junior from boarding the elevator ahead of me; (jr sank with embarassment) we got on on the 4th, I got off on the clouds!

Arthur Vaso

February 17, 2017 at 11:59 PM

All I can say, is I hold the door open for seniors, ladies, Children, well just about everyone, such a small deed such a huge reward in smiles!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 18, 2017 at 2:47 AM

Absolutely! My sentiments exactly :)

Kurt Philip Behm

February 17, 2017 at 5:32 PM

BAM !!! What an image you just placed in my head. Where's the next door :)

John Hamilton

February 17, 2017 at 3:20 PM

Funny, I open the door for everyone, but some women complain saying they don't need a man to open it for them, I wrote a poem chivalry is not dead maybe you would like it, page 2 on my page.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 17, 2017 at 7:30 PM

Heh some women, I mean people, are never satisfied ;) will check out your poem...

Ilene Bauer

February 17, 2017 at 2:40 PM

ha! great experiment, maureen, and i love the way you've described it here...

Anne-Lise Andresen

February 17, 2017 at 12:44 PM

- Man, women or "class" ..... titties or top hats :)) ... we should have respect for each other - Great written, Maureen - Happy weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 17, 2017 at 1:53 PM

"titties or top hats" I Love it! Hugs and best of weekends to you! Anne-Lise :) xomo :) & :) & :)

Chris Green

February 17, 2017 at 9:57 AM

I get it...they look at you and only open the door if you feel the need to tell them my eyes are up here. This was great Maureen. Here, let me get that door for you. :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 17, 2017 at 10:20 AM

Ty! And me for you! ;)

Daniel Turner

February 17, 2017 at 9:21 AM

Maureen, there is nothing wrong with being a gentleman, in fact I think we need to keep those antiquated values. It's called RESPECT! Sorry if you take offense.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 17, 2017 at 10:19 AM

I think you misread my in intent, literally stepping on me showed me I wasn't lady enough to be deserving of respect. Classism. I always open doors for people, regardless of gender or dress.

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