Bus Trip

There once was a bus trip to taken
two groups was trouble in the making
All women, need I say more
whose beauty men could not ignore

Brunettes thought to be smarter
blondes needed to try harder
To this they were unaware
just trying to be fair

A massive double decker bus
to safety all would entrust
The final decision made
brunettes on bottom, blondes on top
driver delighted, these women are hot

As the trip began, screaming was heard
from the ones above, how absurd
thought the dark haired beauties
Those blondes act so snooty
and they're well, kind of dumb
to this fact we've become numb

But now there is all this drama
have to care for them like their mamas
Brunettes inquire as to what was wrong
this trip was planned for so long

We are having a blast, can you 
try to enjoy this while it lasts
Blondes exclaiming
we want off this bus !!
our safety we no longer entrust

You chose the bottom on purpose
so you could sit back and hurt us
You schemers and connivers
at least you have a driver !!!!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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February 5, 2017 at 9:11 PM
Lol, very funny Jeanie! ~Che :)
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