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For  the 'welcome Spring ' Poetry Contest of Francine Roberrts

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For our seven kids we bought last year for their Easter day seven bunnies. Is that a lot? Yes, it is. It’s brought great dismay. Bunnies sure multiply. Oh my! I could not believe my own eyes. Although we are NOT in short supply, we’re not a bunny enterprise! Bunnies - bunnies are everywhere - on our sofas and on the floor. And one was in my underwear. They are always behind each door. They are even in our loo, so what - oh what - can we do? Should we sneak them into a zoo? I dare not make a bunny stew. Because our patience grows so thin, we will need a great big van. Then we’ll try to stuff them in and drive far off. Well, that’s the plan. We’ll find a field; then with a whiz we’ll drive away while it’s still dark. However did Noah keep all his from running all over the Ark?

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Date: 2/29/2024 6:50:00 PM
Some fun lines in there like Bunny enterprise, and the thought of them on the Ark. I guess no one starved, lol.
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Date: 2/29/2024 4:28:00 PM
Andrea, this is a pleasure to read. What a predicament! I'm glad you are not in NY as it is a violation of law to relocate an animal. You can ask me how I know....it's a long story that involves an appearance in criminal court.
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Date: 2/29/2024 1:31:00 PM
Andrea, your poem is truly exceptional. I greatly appreciated the clever and witty tone that you skillfully brought to this piece.
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Date: 2/29/2024 7:03:00 AM
What a fun/creative bunny write. I think Noah had a cage. Hahaha!!! "Good Luck" I also did this one. Have a fun/great day...............
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Date: 2/28/2024 10:59:00 PM
You bought seven kids last year? Really made me smile Andrea. Glad to hear no bunny stew.
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Date: 2/28/2024 10:08:00 PM
In US bunnies are loved and usually are not used for food. In Malta it is considered a delicacy, though I would not like to see them killed. Hugs.
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Date: 2/28/2024 9:32:00 PM
This is so hilarious.... ! Made me smile.... ! Imagins bunnies running all over your house! Make your dog chase them away!
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Date: 2/28/2024 5:26:00 PM
Lol cute write! They sure do multiply. Good luck in the contest.
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Date: 2/28/2024 5:20:00 PM
Humour at its best, Andrea! Love it! Because of their prolific habits; We have a multude of wabbits! - Bob H
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Date: 2/28/2024 5:16:00 PM
entertaining write, Andrea...cracked up when I thought of bunnies in the loo! Does make me wonder how Noah keep things in balance in the Ark. have a splendid evening, hugs, Sara
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Date: 2/28/2024 4:11:00 PM
I enjoyed this humorous write Andrea Lovely write, hugs
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Date: 2/28/2024 3:48:00 PM
Perhaps Noah kept his bunnies on a lead, you must have been hopping mad having your house taken over like that. Enjoyed the read Andrea… Beryl
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