Bums and Bumps

Sitting in my car waiting for Cathie My eyes darting to and fro Shorter than short shorts wherever I look My poor heart is beating so Is this gonna continue year after year Where will this madness end Not soon I hope, this is heaven on earth Lovin' it my very good friends Do they know what havoc they is a-causing Have run off the road more than once When the real short shorts are in concert with Two lovely wee bumps up front Seems like an obsession of a sexual nature It's just a normal male reaction Promise I'm harmless, well most of the time Till exposed to this innocent distraction I can honestly say I've still got an eye For girlies with those sweet wee bums Just admire the beauty, not a dirty old man Oh the female form, yum, yum! Sitting in my car waiting for Cathie My eyes darting to and fro... © Jack Ellison 2013
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Tacito Avatar
September 27, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Men are hunters by nature. Whether we CHOOSE to hunt, though, is another thing. But, that doesn't mean we can't look. You eyes may float, but you know where you heart is. That's why the heart is a 3rd eye. ;-)
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September 28, 2013 at 6:23 PM
Love the ladies, my friend! Almost 80 and still appreciate the female form... it never leaves us! Talk to you later, my good friend!
Eastman Avatar
September 27, 2013 at 7:57 AM
Gee Jack... I thought that was the cold North... Do you know Superman?... Do you have Xray vision?... Yes Dragon and I are BACK! We took a limb off the roof yestererday and went Ground Hog hunting in our garden... Why he'd want to be among my roses with all of Dragons's potty humor on them... I'll never know... But he left before I got him... Dragon ran ran off Pixies and now a Ground Hog... Always knew that Dragon was good for something!... Dragon Poop is mighty powerful stuff...LOL
Ellison Avatar
September 28, 2013 at 6:20 PM
Hmmmm love that Dragon Poop smell LOL
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