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Bumps In Front

Her bumps in front are plain to see You should be ashamed for thinking rude You have no idea what I'm referring to, do you Bet you thought I was talking about boobs! I assume most people would think the same Guess I was hasty and a little bit tough Strange how people react to certain words They're jaded and overrun with this stuff! Well there's a real innocent explanation That'll make you smile with delight Her bumps in front are on her Lexus coupe Ran into an old lady on a bike! © Jack Ellison 2012

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Date: 9/18/2020 10:53:00 PM
That poor old lady! Cute one Jack. Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/20/2020 5:04:00 AM
I agree my love!!! LOL
Date: 12/5/2012 3:27:00 PM
An old Lady on a bike?... Not a golf cart?... LOL... Susan Byrd is still here writting poems... Go See. Wrote a new poem...'The night before Christmas'.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/6/2012 7:29:00 PM
LOL "Golf cart" doesn't rhyme with "delight" Love ya! Hugs, The Jacker
Date: 12/4/2012 5:49:00 PM
Jack... ha ha ... love the smile..thank you for sharing..PD
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/4/2012 6:09:00 PM
Keep smiling and stay happy my dear friend! Love Jack
Date: 12/4/2012 2:25:00 PM
I think I prefer the bumps I was imagining!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/4/2012 2:35:00 PM
Most men would! LOL Cheers from the East, Jackers!
Date: 12/4/2012 7:36:00 AM
Your killen me here!! LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/4/2012 8:02:00 AM
Happy to provide the morning chuckle my friend! Have a great smily day!

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