Jack Ellison Poet Quatrain

Bumps In Front

Her bumps in front are plain to see
You should be ashamed for thinking rude
You have no idea what I'm referring to, do you
Bet you thought I was talking about boobs!

I assume most people would think the same
Guess I was hasty and a little bit tough
Strange how people react to certain words
They're jaded and overrun with this stuff!

Well there's a real innocent explanation
That'll make you smile with delight
Her bumps in front are on her Lexus coupe
Ran into an old lady on a bike!

© Jack Ellison 2012

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Laura Breidenthal September 18, 2020 at 10:53 PM That poor old lady! Cute one Jack. Always, Laura Jack Ellison September 20, 2020 at 5:04 AM I agree my love!!! LOL

Carol Eastman December 5, 2012 at 3:27 PM An old Lady on a bike?... Not a golf cart?... LOL... Susan Byrd is still here writting poems... Go See. Wrote a new poem...'The night before Christmas'. Jack Ellison December 6, 2012 at 7:29 PM LOL "Golf cart" doesn't rhyme with "delight" Love ya! Hugs, The Jacker

Poet Destroyer A December 4, 2012 at 5:49 PM Jack... ha ha ... love the smile..thank you for sharing..PD Jack Ellison December 4, 2012 at 6:09 PM Keep smiling and stay happy my dear friend! Love Jack

Richard Lamoureux December 4, 2012 at 2:25 PM I think I prefer the bumps I was imagining! Jack Ellison December 4, 2012 at 2:35 PM Most men would! LOL Cheers from the East, Jackers!

Mark Goodson December 4, 2012 at 7:36 AM Your killen me here!! LOL Jack Ellison December 4, 2012 at 8:02 AM Happy to provide the morning chuckle my friend! Have a great smily day!