Bug News

Insects everywhere are dying
Falling right and left with a thud
A mosquito bit into Taylor Swift
And it turned out she had bad blood!

With the cockroach's in Kentucky
Being stepped on is in the bug news
They'll step on a bug in a heartbeat 
And most of them don't even wear shoes!
 
The rumors are running rampant
Gnats are a buzz all over town
They say over at the brothel
There are a lot of flies down!

Now they fly and crawl united
Bugs seen as friends are now foes
Keep an eye out and watch your back
And your butt and your feet and your toes!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Thomas Avatar
December 20, 2017 at 3:59 PM
Lolol thanks for the giggle PAT!
Adams Avatar
December 21, 2017 at 7:39 AM
No problem!!. Thank you for commenting!!.....pat
Bauer Avatar
December 19, 2017 at 9:36 PM
well done, pat! i love the lines about the brothel...
Adams Avatar
December 20, 2017 at 3:31 PM
What? Oh yeah I suppose that could be taken more than one way!...;0)...Pat
Hoffman Avatar
December 19, 2017 at 8:16 PM
Lol, will definitely be watching... with a large can of Raid! Very funny Pat!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
December 20, 2017 at 3:29 PM
Pays to be prepared!!!!....80)....pat
Tripp Avatar
December 19, 2017 at 6:10 PM
Makes my skin crawl, which I'm sure was the aim. Success! Great write.
Adams Avatar
December 20, 2017 at 3:29 PM
Thank you so much Rhoda!....80)....pat!
Cozart Avatar
December 19, 2017 at 5:25 PM
Very clever! And thanks for the heads up, I'll be on the lookout!
Adams Avatar
December 20, 2017 at 3:28 PM
Thank you sir!....80)....pat
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