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Insects everywhere are dying
Falling right and left with a thud
A mosquito bit into Taylor Swift
And it turned out she had bad blood!

With the cockroach's in Kentucky
Being stepped on is in the bug news
They'll step on a bug in a heartbeat 
And most of them don't even wear shoes!
 
The rumors are running rampant
Gnats are a buzz all over town
They say over at the brothel
There are a lot of flies down!

Now they fly and crawl united
Bugs seen as friends are now foes
Keep an eye out and watch your back
And your butt and your feet and your toes!

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FJ Thomas Date: 12/20/2017 3:59:00 PM Lolol thanks for the giggle PAT! Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 12/21/2017 7:39:00 AM No problem!!. Thank you for commenting!!.....pat

Ilene Bauer Date: 12/19/2017 9:36:00 PM well done, pat! i love the lines about the brothel... Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 12/20/2017 3:31:00 PM What? Oh yeah I suppose that could be taken more than one way!...;0)...Pat

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 12/19/2017 8:16:00 PM Lol, will definitely be watching... with a large can of Raid! Very funny Pat!~Che :) Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 12/20/2017 3:29:00 PM Pays to be prepared!!!!....80)....pat

Rhoda Tripp Date: 12/19/2017 6:10:00 PM Makes my skin crawl, which I'm sure was the aim. Success! Great write. Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 12/20/2017 3:29:00 PM Thank you so much Rhoda!....80)....pat!

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 12/19/2017 5:25:00 PM Very clever! And thanks for the heads up, I'll be on the lookout! Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 12/20/2017 3:28:00 PM Thank you sir!....80)....pat