Brazilian Wax

Note: According to the Trenton NJ newspaper, NJ Considered Ban on Bare-it- all “Brazilian” Wax due to complications suffered by some. I know it's not about a foot that's bare Butt where you wear your underwear Though I was warned, "You can't go there" I have this poem I have to share New Jersey is drawing the line when it comes to bikini waxing It seems the Brazilian “bare-it-all” wax has gotten a bit - - - well - - taxing You see this Brazilian “bare-it-all” wax Is intended for fronts and those a bit lax To rid the old body of anything curly And let yourself look a bit younger and girly But women have gotten unhealthy infections And are forced to take pills or costly injections To counter the trauma they had to endure Insuring their lines were clean and secure But you see by law, that’s not even allowed There are parts of the body that should be left proud And if someone is waxing you back to your youth It’s a little unseemly – a little uncouth It is better to leave some parts unattended Then to get Mother Nature upset and offended So New Jersey will seal this Brazilian Wax fate After all they are known as The Garden State Contest: Barefoot