Brain Strain - a Kitchen Adventure

Brain strain – A kitchen adventure 

Broken ladles scattered about the new granite countertops
Veins of years gone by, prehistoric earth tremblings, spotted composites
in a vast array of colors, wickedly smooth and hard as rock (go figure)

Silverware sings like wind chimes on the tile floor,
cast aside in frantic search…long drawers, endlessly hiding that utensil, 
somewhere behind the egg slicer, yellow plastic (what would I do without it?)

Meat thermometer (that sounds nasty) Tupperware tops for what?
Plastic reminders of meals past, no longer fitting their 
spaghetti sauce discolored partners, in assorted sizes (used now as makeshift cat food bowls)
  
Pots and pans, why is it always pots and pans, never pans and pots,
hell in alphabetical order it would be, who thinks up this stuff?
And then those damn lids that never stack (handles, who needs them?)

A blender, a mixer, a dicer, a juicer, a toaster and an apple peeler. An apple peeler?
Brownie tins shaped like a labyrinth, but look at all of those corners…chewy
Not good for the diet but make the perfect Christmas gift. (much more than an apple peeler) 

There it is, finally, behind a 5 lb. bag of potatoes and the old Mr. Coffee machine, 
tarnished silver, at least a hundred star patterned holes, three little worthless feet…my colander
The one I use to strain my brain, removing all of the bad stuff (so the only thought left is you)
 

4/6/17
Written for the Go Ahead…I Dare Ya!!! poetry contest
Sponsored by John Lawless
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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April 12, 2017 at 4:12 PM
Hi Chris, Congratulations on your placement the contest :-) Alexis
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April 12, 2017 at 4:59 PM
Thanks so very much my sweet friend. I appreciate you stopping by to say that to me.
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April 11, 2017 at 1:07 AM
Coming back to this poem that still makes me chuckle, to congratulate you on your placement :)
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April 11, 2017 at 9:20 AM
Thanks so much my friend.
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April 9, 2017 at 6:43 PM
Chris, I hope you had as much fun writing this as I had reading it. My wife came in the room to see what was so funny. Thanks for entering the contest
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April 10, 2017 at 8:22 AM
Thanks so much John. It was my pleasure to enter and my honor to have received a place.
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April 8, 2017 at 12:45 AM
"somewhere behind the egg slicer, yellow plastic (what would I do without it?)" Indeed, slice and dice those eggs, and ONLY in yellow!!! Oh how this made me laugh! But how on earth can you not find a colander? (I had to look up that word, I love learning new words). Good luck in the contest with this wonderful poem. Now, go back to the kitchen and clean up that awful mess you made!
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April 10, 2017 at 8:21 AM
I already cleaned it up my friend, phew, that was a chore. :) Thanks so very much Darren.
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April 7, 2017 at 8:11 PM
Ahhh the three legged colander! This was a fun one Chris and a bit romantic too <3
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April 10, 2017 at 8:20 AM
Thanks so very much Sara. I am happy you liked this one
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April 7, 2017 at 1:59 PM
I haven't a clue how you worked love into that adventure, but I've got to give you credit...Fun stuff Chris.
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April 7, 2017 at 2:18 PM
Me neither, it just sort of happens that way. :) Thanks so much my friend.
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April 7, 2017 at 12:43 PM
Enyoyed reading this... Loved the make shift cat food bowls...
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April 7, 2017 at 12:54 PM
Oh, so you have cats too? :) Just kidding, thanks again for stopping by to read.
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April 7, 2017 at 11:06 AM
Awesome;) was wondering where you were going with this, love where you went! 7 xomo!
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April 7, 2017 at 12:17 PM
Thanks so much Maureen. Yep, it seems I always find a way towards love somehow. :)
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April 7, 2017 at 10:38 AM
What a great one Chris! Very creative :)
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April 7, 2017 at 12:16 PM
Thanks so very much Heidi. I am happy you had fun reading this one.
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April 7, 2017 at 10:35 AM
Haha.....You just put a smile on my face:):) :). Oh I can't understand how you can think of her even on a kitchen adventure..Now her..Is it Her like in a Human Her ? ,I wonder.:) .Or maybe a Mrs.Teapot, the one unstrained from your brain...Stirring..and stirring...Now I wonder .:).Sweet,fun and Romantic.
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April 7, 2017 at 3:13 PM
Lol...Haha :)
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April 7, 2017 at 12:16 PM
Well, Mrs. Teapot sure looks hot a lot of the time and I think I have even heard her whistle at me a few times too. :) Thanks so much my sweet friend. I am happy you got a laugh and a smile out of this one.
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