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Box Set Bingeing

When it comes to What my definition is Of a good night in Which and what Box Sets I want to binge on These are my preferred favorite's Placed in no particular order Boxes of Beer Cigarettes Take-away Chocolate Sweet's Chip's Painkillers to quell the morning hangover bound to follow tonight's festivities Doggy treat's to keep my furry best friend mutt quiet Because he deserves a treat as much as I do Bacon , sausage all things greasy full English breakfast ingredients To soak up all the booze settle my stomach and make me feel half human hopefully again Box of tissues to wipe the dribble and sick away from my mouth And also use to clean up whatever I spill mess I make and leave behind in my wake And finally the most important box of all A box containing my last will and testament and a fire extinguisher Just incase I die before I wake And the certain someone sent to rescue me They themselves do in fact on the odd occasion smoke as well Inadvertently strike up a cigarette to calm their shaking nerves Then need a fire extinguisher to put the flames and me out Because although I may be long dead passed on my final breath I am still 100,% proof here in spirit form Just as explosive or combustible As a Box of say Fireworks Or Dynamite

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Date: 10/1/2021 12:23:00 PM
Whoa, brilliant and hilarious Christopher, you paint a fantastic self deprecating image here, the (box set imagery) works so well, this one reminds me of Harry Enfields, the slobs Wayne and Waynetta, cheers David
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 10/4/2021 11:56:00 AM
Don't actually remember that 1 David might just look it up. Love him and especially Paul Whitehouse from the Fast Show. Harry does a sketch called Hannas the South African if you get a chance check it out it's hilarious
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David Kavanagh
Date: 10/4/2021 11:32:00 AM
Ha yeah but remember the episode when the slobs won the lottery, It's brilliant cheers
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 10/3/2021 5:09:00 PM
Cheer's David Maybe that's because I am or indeed may well just be Wayne Slob and Harry's inspiration
Date: 9/30/2021 4:05:00 AM
You have given wonderful examples of all things that can be flammable combustible, if you hold a match to it, too hot for me, I'll stick to my naan bread and tea by morning, cereal by night, and daily walk, lol, :)
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 9/30/2021 2:01:00 PM
Cheers MRR Thanks for taking your time to comment. Much obliged and appreciated

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