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Box Set Bingeing

When it comes to

What my definition is

Of a good night in

Which and what

Box Sets I want to binge on

These are my preferred favorite's

Placed in no particular order

Boxes of

Beer

Cigarettes

Take-away

Chocolate

Sweet's

Chip's

Painkillers to quell the morning hangover
bound to follow tonight's festivities

Doggy treat's to keep my furry best
friend mutt quiet

Because he deserves a treat as much
as I do

Bacon , sausage all things greasy 
full English breakfast ingredients

To soak up all the booze settle my
stomach and make me feel 
half human hopefully again

Box of tissues to wipe the dribble
and sick away from my mouth

And also use to clean up whatever I spill 
mess I make and leave behind in my wake

And finally the most important box
of all

A box containing my last will and testament
and a fire extinguisher

Just incase I die before I wake

And the certain someone sent to rescue me 

They themselves do in fact on the odd
occasion smoke as well

Inadvertently strike up a cigarette to
calm their shaking nerves

Then need a fire extinguisher to put the
flames and me out

Because although I may be long 
dead passed on my final breath

I am still 100,% proof here in spirit form

Just as explosive or combustible

As a Box of say

Fireworks

Or

Dynamite

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 10/1/2021 12:23:00 PM
Whoa, brilliant and hilarious Christopher, you paint a fantastic self deprecating image here, the (box set imagery) works so well, this one reminds me of Harry Enfields, the slobs Wayne and Waynetta, cheers David
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 10/4/2021 11:56:00 AM
Don't actually remember that 1 David might just look it up. Love him and especially Paul Whitehouse from the Fast Show. Harry does a sketch called Hannas the South African if you get a chance check it out it's hilarious
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David Kavanagh
Date: 10/4/2021 11:32:00 AM
Ha yeah but remember the episode when the slobs won the lottery, It's brilliant cheers
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 10/3/2021 5:09:00 PM
Cheer's David Maybe that's because I am or indeed may well just be Wayne Slob and Harry's inspiration
Date: 9/30/2021 4:05:00 AM
You have given wonderful examples of all things that can be flammable combustible, if you hold a match to it, too hot for me, I'll stick to my naan bread and tea by morning, cereal by night, and daily walk, lol, :)
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 9/30/2021 2:01:00 PM
Cheers MRR Thanks for taking your time to comment. Much obliged and appreciated

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