Bouncers

In our establishment, we have great drinks and beer.
Many patrons come to our place for a good time here.
On weekends, there is some great live music from a band.
We have the best dancers since American Bandstand.

However, occasionally things get out of hand.
That is when our platoon of bouncers takes a stand.
When folks become inebriated and indiscreet,
we swing open the doors and throw them out in the street.
We may get rough, and open doors with their head.
In that way, they will have to go somewhere else instead.
The bottom line is we run a respectable joint.
Have a good time, but behave yourselves!  You get the point?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 2/5/2011 1:41:00 AM
Good one! lol, Robert. Lainie
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Date: 2/4/2011 11:57:00 PM
Hey, are you an owner or manager or what? Sounds like you have a really cool business or job there. Nice!!
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Date: 2/4/2011 10:55:00 PM
ooo! where exactly is this place... sounds like fun.. and i think the bouncers have the best job... until things get crazy... i pleed the 5th by the way..lol.. thanks God i'm a girl.. or else i'd be picking on them bouncers.. kidding,, enjoyed,..p.d.
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