Bouncer

Bouncer The bouncer strolled on through the bar, with Gay people very thick. A drag queen called 'you going far'. Got ' off moll' real quick. He brought ice in for the barmaid sweet, and said 'I`ll take you out'. The barmaid said 'first you must meet, a girl who loves you have no doubt'. He took one look at the promised lass, just shook his head said 'no!' A rough drag queen he`d have to pass, a voice inside said so. A little charmer called to him, He said 'a do just me and you'. She said 'I`ll fix your wagon Slim, take your girlfriend off you too'. Still later on when he came back, a fight had broken out. To this normal fellow he said 'Jack, drop that woofer It`s your shout'. `Yes get upstairs with your own type, don`t bug these people bent.' The barmaid gave the bar a wipe, as 'Jack' then off he went. Back in the lounge he paused awhile, and looked about the room. Five ladies beckoned with a smile, at different tables in the gloom. What could he do but tell four why? He couldn't come home soon. He`d lost four lovers by and by, But Pam stayed in the room. So home he went with passionate Pam, for a night with little sleep. Escaped at dawn bout 5am, then home to bed he`d creep? by D H Johnson one of my hundred jobs