Bouncer
Bouncer
The bouncer strolled on through the bar,
with Gay people very thick.
A drag queen called 'you going far'.
Got ' off moll' real quick.
He brought ice in for the barmaid sweet,
and said 'I`ll take you out'.
The barmaid said 'first you must meet,
a girl who loves you have no doubt'.
He took one look at the promised lass,
just shook his head said 'no!'
A rough drag queen he`d have to pass,
a voice inside said so.
A little charmer called to him,
He said 'a do just me and you'.
She said 'I`ll fix your wagon Slim,
take your girlfriend off you too'.
Still later on when he came back,
a fight had broken out.
To this normal fellow he said 'Jack,
drop that woofer It`s your shout'.
`Yes get upstairs with your own type,
don`t bug these people bent.'
The barmaid gave the bar a wipe,
as 'Jack' then off he went.
Back in the lounge he paused awhile,
and looked about the room.
Five ladies beckoned with a smile,
at different tables in the gloom.
What could he do but tell four why?
He couldn't come home soon.
He`d lost four lovers by and by,
But Pam stayed in the room.
So home he went with passionate Pam,
for a night with little sleep.
Escaped at dawn bout 5am,
then home to bed he`d creep?
by D H Johnson
one of my hundred jobs
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