Bottom Line

There was a woman of Rett
who alas was constantly wet.
She took a chance
wore extra pants.
But folks sat by her with regret.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Allison Avatar
June 12, 2016 at 6:11 PM
ha ha ha this is priceless Paul - Just found out I am going to be appearing on stage at our Gaiety theatre in November performing a couple of my poems - I will need 'tena ladies' lol:-) hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 4:27 PM
:-) Am so excited it is a proper theatre with about 800 seating capacity - its all in aid of charity so I hope its a sell out:-) hugs jan xx
Schneiter Avatar
June 12, 2016 at 11:00 PM
Congratulations, Jan--the Gaiety theatre, on stage! How wonderful, how exciting. Quality rises to the top, and that's where you are. I'm sooooo proud of you. *** Thank you for your kind comment about "Bottom Line"--a limerick that's, ah, all wet.
Hoffman Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 9:43 PM
Methinks she needs Depends because her incontinence depends on it! Cute poem Paul!:)
Schneiter Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 10:15 PM
Thanks, cheryl. It would be nice if someone would Pamper her just a little.
Gupta Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 9:19 PM
Limerick great, enjoyed greater ...
Schneiter Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 10:16 PM
Thank you, Probir. I value and appreciate your comment.
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