Boneheads

There once was a gal who loved Irish green, 
from her hair to her toenails it was seen,
but some guys wanted a peek
underneath all that green chic...
so the dummies bought an X-ray machine!

They tried and tried to get the Irish gal
to do what they asked and become their pal,
but she had another way
to keep the X-ray at bay...
she turned red and screamed in their ear canal.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kendrick Avatar
February 20, 2019 at 5:34 PM
I have read your dream and wanted to say congrats on your win ..Way to go.. Sara
Aul Avatar
February 21, 2019 at 11:20 AM
Thanks, Sara and I liked the picture with your poem....... George
Allison Avatar
February 20, 2019 at 8:54 AM
I'd have loved to see the alternative endings to the poem George! many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Aul Avatar
February 21, 2019 at 11:19 AM
Thank you as always and congrats on your win, also........... George
Devonshire Avatar
February 19, 2019 at 5:31 PM
An entertaining write for St. Patrick's Day, George. There was some amazing competition in this contest. Congratulations on your win! Best wishes, Carolyn
Aul Avatar
February 21, 2019 at 11:18 AM
Thank you for sponsoring the contest and for commenting......... George
Gauthier Avatar
March 2, 2018 at 5:54 PM
You are leaving us in suspense... green undies?! Cute limerick, George.
Aul Avatar
February 21, 2019 at 11:16 AM
Your call........... George
Aul Avatar
March 3, 2018 at 10:29 AM
I had a couple of different ending lines - thought to give the less shocking one.......... George
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March 2, 2018 at 11:55 AM
Lol! :)
Aul Avatar
March 3, 2018 at 10:28 AM
Thanks, hope you had a laugh........ George
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