Bon Voyage In Your Life Journey Ahead

I, (though ye feel averse associating with birth father) attest, perhaps undeserving your vicariously quest regaling, surmounting, and triumphing storied Penn ultimate academic conquest affirms his pride and joy at stellar success no credit to this beastliest inept papa, who winces with tragicomic, woe how animosity toward me increased smoldering rage at actual/ perceived paternal transgressions, and do not expect to receive forgiveness within your wounded breast, but please allow this opportunity to suspend any smarting rancorous loathing, and bitterest emotions that still sting from deep seated psychological wounds indelibly piercing chest within eldest daughter, whose unconditional boundless love spurs whim to express optimism at Edenic future blest with praiseworthy largesse of commendable laudatory, and noteworthy brainiest accomplishments driven by ambition, doggedness, perseverance, cleverest ploy, plus revulsion emotionally costliest psyche rent asunder courtesy yours truly, he will not challenge, nor counterprotest thee, asper his (i.e. mine) crassest peccadillos, and significant damnedest accursed personal weaknesses thee detest, and unintentionally unpleasantly impacted impressionable offspring, I dust regret, and thus figurative figleaf extended without any expectations, though earnest sincerity to accept culpability, asper your anger, animosity, antipathy maybe ranked as evilest person on Earth, nonetheless, and perhaps futile attempt feeblest against affecting, sans fondest best wishes despite scathing foulest faux pas, I abhor lament ghastliest inflicted upon an innocent progeny, whose truevalue impossible grandest to assess preciousness bestowed, and wisdom proffered as biological guest, now on her way to glory with handsomest eminent beau linkedin heading toward happiest days awaiting as ye embark on destination unknown - honest!