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https://news.sky.com/story/drains-blocked-after-yorkshire-puddings-flushed-down-toilet-in-ipswich-11646787

Bog Off - Another Poop Poem

When Sunday dinner is through
There’s something you must not do
Don’t flush Yorkshire Pudding
It could cause bad flooding
In toilets - wee paper or pooh!

Inspired by story on Sky News - you know me guys I just couldn't turn down the opportunity to do a limerick!

2/24/19

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Jack Horne

February 28, 2019 at 1:09 PM

LOL, had a good chuckle at this, Jan

Jan Allison

February 28, 2019 at 4:51 PM

thanks Jack if I make folk smile and forget their troubles for a while that is great:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

February 27, 2019 at 10:48 AM

OK. When in Yorkshire, don't flush the pudding! Can that evolve into an expression of some sort, like 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do.' … Here in the US of A, we say (at high schools and colleges): Flush twice; it's a long way to the kitchen. LOL. :) gw

Jan Allison

February 28, 2019 at 11:25 AM

ha ha ha love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

February 25, 2019 at 1:01 PM

Just reading the title started me laughing, Jan! You have such a great sense of humor. Enjoyed so much, Carolyn

Jan Allison

February 28, 2019 at 11:25 AM

Thanks Carolyn:-) I am so glad you liked the title:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

February 25, 2019 at 7:37 AM

Ha! LOL Love it!..........pat

Jan Allison

February 28, 2019 at 11:24 AM

thanks Pat:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

February 25, 2019 at 3:12 AM

ha ha I love Yorkshire pudding, wont see me wasting any!!!

Jan Allison

February 28, 2019 at 11:24 AM

Nor me but then again if my MIL was still alive I might have been tempted to ditch them lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May

February 24, 2019 at 7:04 PM

LOL, to funny! You are really getting good at pooping out poems about poop JAN

Jan Allison

February 24, 2019 at 7:12 PM

lol I can pop out poop any time night or day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

February 24, 2019 at 3:38 PM

haha. Keep the poo flowing!!!

Jan Allison

February 24, 2019 at 5:38 PM

lol you know me Andrea I can't resist lol:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

February 24, 2019 at 2:10 PM

Ooh, fortunately, I've not had that problem with it and it is rather tasty, especially with my favorite jam.

Jan Allison

February 24, 2019 at 3:37 PM

I prefer it with roast beef mustard and gravy but it would never get thrown down the loo lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

February 24, 2019 at 2:03 PM

- Everything can be fixed with a vacuum pump, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

February 24, 2019 at 3:36 PM

lol Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

February 24, 2019 at 1:24 PM

Not plunging into that pudding! Always have a roll ready for such emerge~n~cies!

Jan Allison

February 24, 2019 at 3:36 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

February 24, 2019 at 12:35 PM

Crapper invented the 'loo and people have used it as a garbage disposal ever since. But I recall an incident in Merthyr Tydfil where a chap pulled the chain and the entire water trough came down on his head, killing him instantly, thus clogging the "can" so no one else could use it. Vengeance is mine saith the 'loo? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

February 24, 2019 at 3:35 PM

OUCH! thanks for that story Rico!:-) hugs Jan xx