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Body Shock

Sue just couldn’t keep her hands off the buffet food She’d elbow her way into the queue – it was very rude! Finger foods were her favourite, she’d stuff them into her face Sue’s body wobbled like a jelly and she looked a complete disgrace Her legs they were like tree trunks and she had trouble with her knees The scales groaned when she stood on them - the numbers didn’t please! Her hubby put his foot in it when asked ‘do I look good in this tight dress’ He said you look like a baby hippo, and if I’m really honest you look a mess! Shocked at his honest answer Sue agreed that she had let herself go She would go to Weight Watchers and try and put an end to this woe Her excuse was her slow metabolism, which made her put on weight But in her head she knew the truth - it was the piles of food upon her plate Now placed on a controlled diet she couldn’t eat steak and kidney pies Only healthy food now touched her tongue, weight soon fell off her thighs Sue also joined an exercise class and made some lovely mates They would discuss the calories on their smaller dinner plates The food Sue missed the most was a huge mound of fish and chips But the diet and exercise worked – Sue re-discovered her long lost hips! Sue punched her fists in the air when she reached her target weight She regained all her self-confidence and now she’s looking great! Contest Body Parts Sponsored by Viv Wigley 09~10~16 Body parts used hands, elbow, finger, face, legs, knees, foot, head, kidney, tongue, thighs, hips, fists.
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Krampe Avatar
October 9, 2016 at 8:45 PM
Congrats on your win, Jan. Your poem made me smile - as your poems usually do :) Agnes
Allison Avatar
October 10, 2016 at 2:25 AM
Thanks Agnes:-) hope you had a wonderful weekend:-) hugs Jan xx
Medders Tobechi Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 4:11 PM
Congrats on your win.
Allison Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 4:37 PM
Thanks Janis:-) hugs Jan xx
May Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 9:13 AM
Congrats on your win Jan!
Allison Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 1:16 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx
Haight Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 8:30 AM
Love the way you used the body parts, Jan! Creative, funny and entertaining, as usual. Congrats on your fine placement! Hugs, Sandra
Allison Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 9:02 AM
Thanks Sandra - I will drop by to read all the winning poems when time permits:-) hugs jan xx
Scars Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 7:57 AM
lol! very cute...congratulations on your placement :)-luloo
Allison Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 9:01 AM
Thanks LuLoo:-) hugs jan xx
Kimathi Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 4:38 AM
Hehehehe. I love your sense of humor Jan, and the way the words in your lines generally protrude out, to express size matters.... Congrats for your WIN in the contest!!! ;-)
Allison Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 9:01 AM
Thanks Teddy I had great fun with this poem:-) hugs Jan xx
Wigley Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 12:35 AM
Congrats, Jan, on a fun write, and thanks for having a crack at my contest. The girl done good! Keep your eyes peeled later in the day for my next one, it's a toughie, but I based it on you. Hmmmmm...... Viv x
Allison Avatar
October 7, 2016 at 1:59 AM
Oh Mr Viv I am intrigued at the contest now lol I hope I can rise to the challenge and write one for you and thanks for the high placement:-) hugs Jan xx
James Avatar
September 13, 2016 at 4:49 AM
I like this one....
Allison Avatar
September 13, 2016 at 5:27 AM
Thanks James:-) hugs jan xx
Rigoler Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 11:25 AM
Some great couplets and perfect rhymes, Jan. Thankfully I'm not on a diet though I do watch carefully what I eat. This sounds like a winner in the contest. Thanks for the stop by. / M
Allison Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 1:46 PM
Thanks Maurice I have never been on a diet but I do try to be reasonably careful especially with hubby now being diabetic:-) hugs Jan xx
White Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 6:27 AM
Lovely, Jan, even the way the poem is built up joins :D
Allison Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 7:23 AM
Thanks Darren - I wanted to end it with her getting rid of 200 lb of ugly fat and getting divorced lol but hubby said leave it as it is lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Marcum Wong Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 8:28 PM
I knew you were going to come up with a wonderful humorous entry Jan. This is not only funny but clever. Brava! : ) 7
Allison Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 2:22 AM
Thanks Connie - I had to amend the original slightly as I had used alternative words for body parts and knowing what a great humour Mr Viv has I had to go for a fun write - but he's not judging the contest so that won't make a difference to the results lol:-) hugs Jan xx
May Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 1:01 PM
A pleasingly plump delight...Nicely done Jan...hugs
Allison Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 1:03 PM
Thanks Joseph - I hope the 6 words were not the maximum as I went a little OTT lol:-) hugs jan xx
Y. Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 10:03 AM
Hi Jan, First of all I must say great picture. You pick the best pictures to go with your poems. This is a good entry for the contest. I have a feeling it will place well. Good job:-) Alexis
Allison Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 10:22 AM
Thanks for the lovely positive comment Alexis - have been away for a few days and not spent much time on soup:-) hugs Jan xx
Andresen Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 5:38 AM
- Some LOVE BIG .... and even BIGGER .... and ELEPHANT BIG !!!:))) - Love it, Jan - Good luck in the contest - Happy Sunday :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Allison Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 7:08 AM
Your comment made me smile Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Murray Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 2:34 AM
Now, that's more like it Jan. Viv will really enjoy this. Good luck!!
Allison Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 5:17 AM
We can't use alternative words for body parts so I've got a few amendments to do Jean - don't want to make an arse of myself lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Kannan Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 1:44 AM
Ha ha...I enjoyed... Great work...Good luck in the contest...
Allison Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 5:17 AM
Thanks Supraja:-) hugs Jan x
Darling Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 12:17 AM
Lol! That was great!! ( :
Allison Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 5:17 AM
Thanks Chelcie:-) hugs Jan xx
Lewis  Avatar
September 10, 2016 at 7:25 PM
7 for your humour I totally laughed for ages at this, well done x
Allison Avatar
September 11, 2016 at 5:19 AM
Thanks Gail I have a couple of verses to amend now as Viv has clarified the rules:-) hugs Jan xx
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