Bob's Tailor Shop

I'm open for business except Sundays from nine to nine.

I have a 5-Star rating from the BBB because my work is very fine!

I specialize in tailoring garbage bags for we folks who were so named,

By a doddering old geezer in the White House who ought to be ashamed!

You must provide your own 30-gallon bag which usually comes in black;

I'll form fit it and for an extra fee will stencil MAGA in huge letters on the back.

Five bucks is the cost or if a vet or a senior a 5 percent discount I'll advance.

You'll find it very appropriate wear at rallies or any other such circumstance!
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Date: 1/5/2025 7:30:00 AM
Can't a few million clad thus give the crock a Visit? And the bums rush.? How terrible to say Such guff' - faw yet just a little while and you Won't see him any more.'
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Date: 11/5/2024 2:05:00 PM
A great idea Bob and a unique write! The election is a great thing though people complain, they forget all the men and women who gave their lives to preserve this freedom for legal citizens! Citizenship has become a big joke and I for one don’t appreciate it nor do people who worked hard to gain it. Americans suffered enough under the Biden regime. Including poor security for DJT who got shot. Once, and a second attempt was halted,. Mayorkas said they had no money for evtra security.LIAR! Pangie Pangie
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 11/7/2024 11:24:00 AM
Thank you, Pangie. Appreciate your usual insightful comments! Bob
Date: 11/5/2024 11:51:00 AM
Nothing would surprise me with the election shenanagans - I wonder would Bob's tailor shop happen to be putting a million pound cheque in one of the bags lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 11/7/2024 11:26:00 AM
Highly unlikely, Jan, re the million pounds, unless sales of the bags picks up - ha. Great to hear from you - Bob
Date: 11/1/2024 2:22:00 PM
I bet you'll be glad when the election is over, reminds me of our election, a lot of mud slinging going on lol. Hope you're keeping well Bob. Tom
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Date: 11/1/2024 4:39:00 PM
I certainly will be glad, Tom. What a crazy election season this has been - it seems politics and politicians are the same all over! Best to you and yours. Bob H
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