Dale Gregory Cozart Poet Limerick

Bo Peep: the True Story--Collaboration

It happened again to Bo Peep.
She'd gone off and lost all her sheep.
Met a woodsman named Ted
They spent time in his shed.
Bo cared not a Peep about sheep!

BY DALE GREGORY COZART

Little Bo Peep ignored her flock
She let Ted undo her tight frock
They had passionate sex
In his parent’s duplex
The poor sheep they all ran amock.

BY JAN ALLISON

Exhausted Bo Peep had to lay down her head
But Ted kept one sheep in back of the shed
Since she was unable
He hid under a table
So his sheep was the first to be Ted bred!

BY PAT ADAMS

Now rested, Bo woke in disgust
To find ewe and Ted in mid-thrust
So she took some pink pills
Then she ran for the hills
Looking for one she could trust!

BY DEAN WOOD

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Jan Allison September 13, 2017 at 6:43 PM absolutely hilarious Dale I LOVE the other limericks that have been added especially the poem by Dean:-) hugs Jan xx

Dean Wood September 13, 2017 at 1:34 PM Now rested, Bo woke in disgust/ To find ewe and Ted in mid-thrust/ So she took some pink pills/ Then she ran for the hills/ Looking for one she could trust! Jan Allison September 13, 2017 at 6:44 PM absolutely hilarious Dean!!!:-) hugs Jan xx Dale Gregory Cozart September 13, 2017 at 2:38 PM You're in!!

Pat Adams September 12, 2017 at 1:38 PM That is really funny!!! How about this: Exhausted Bo Peep had to lay down her head/ But Ted kept one sheep in back of the shed/ Since she was unable/ He hid under a table/ So his sheep was the first to be Ted bred! Dale Gregory Cozart September 12, 2017 at 1:55 PM You're in!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart September 12, 2017 at 7:37 AM Ooh good giggles this one! Thoroughly enjoyed Dale, thank you! xomo

Vijay Pandit September 12, 2017 at 7:07 AM Laugh out loud--well written, Dale!

Jan Allison September 12, 2017 at 6:10 AM You inspired me :-) Little bo beep ignored her flock/ She let Ted undo her tight frock/ They had passionate sex/ In his parent’s duplex/ The poor sheep they all ran amock. Hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison September 12, 2017 at 5:55 AM Lol Dale so the truth is finally out!:-) hugs Jan xx