Blushing Russian and Triangle Affair
Blushing Russian and Triangle Affair
Trump our minds likes to be littering;
Us suffer from experiences debilitating;
False accusations making not quitting;
Loose orange hair and logs often splitting.
(Can you imagine Trump like a log splitter
who was Lincoln not telling lies known as
Honest Abe not sex with a babe.)
Trump's mind is caught in a quagmire,
Surrounded by women he does desire
More of them expects a proliferation
While at Mira Lago on his vacation.
To look for book Trump went to Library
Of Congress and as usual quite contrary'
Through members searched and hunted
Never finding anything he had wanted.
Women he wanted were always Russian;
Had hand up behind and caught blushing
Big show for Trump on they were putting
Just like she did last time she saw Putin.
All of them were embarrassed as can be
There in bedroom we did detect all three;
Was a companionship beyond compare,
Well known as Russian Triangle Affair.
Here is called beckoning Bermuda triangle
When you are either in Mira or Key Largo;
Women are considered as excess cargo.
I wrote this just for Andrea who I presume
and assume is still watching a movie with
her handsome husband. If he looks anything
like she does he must appear to be exceeding,
extraordinarily outstanding. Hope she doesn't
laugh out loud and bother every body sometime.
Do you think Dean Martin's ghost may be sitting
behind them?
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017
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