Blue Moonies
I was sitting in my chair one day
Not a single care in the world
My wife came by and mooned me!
The room began to whirl and twirl
Almost swallowed my dentures
The shock made me quiver and quake
Wasn't sure this old body of mine
Would be strong enough to take
My moustache curled, began to sweat
I asked her in a plaintiff tone
“Why d'ya want to shock me like that?
My heart isn't made of stone!”
She laughed and said, “Didn't you notice
What was scrawled across me bum?”
Said, “Have a very Merry Christmas
And good will to everyone!”
© Jack Ellison 2012
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