Blue Cheese

Blue Cheese There is Cheshire, Red Leicester, Emmental and Brie, Double Gloucester and Edam, a delight for all to see, Stilton, Caerphilly, or Cheddar mature and mild, Lots of subtle flavours to drive my taste bud’s wild. There is Lancashire, Wensleydale or Derby to please, So why, oh’ why, would you serve me Blue Cheese? That smelly Blue cheese you know I cannot stand, Give me Shropshire Mild, or something rather bland. I don’t want that stinking dairy, in my salad box, Opening the lid to an odour of sweaty socks. So, hear my request I am begging of you please, No more, no more, of that smelly blue cheese.