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I have many blonde friends, and over the years I have told many blonde jokes. It occured to me that maybe this was a bit insensitive and that maybe I had hurt some feelings. So I wrote this poem to make amends with my blonde friends. I appologize if this offends any brunettes out there; this is written tongue-in-cheek. :)

Blond Joke Yesterday as I was walking down the street I saw an old friend who was quick to greet. During our visit a joke he did tell about a blonde who didn’t reason too well. She saw a Cheerio box and thought it to be donut seeds to plant under a tree. After a forced laugh I thought “what a sap; why is it that blondes get such a bad rap." How could a creature with looks so fair be judged merely by the color of her hair? This certainly doesn’t seem so right for blondes to be sentenced to such a blight. After pondering the issue I reached this conclusion the ignorance of blondes is just an illusion that is created by the jealousy of nerdy brunettes who are terminally homely and lacking in assets. Many blondes out there are smarter than you think; they will out-wit you before you can blink. When you next hear a blonde joke, think of this; there is a brunette somewhere with something amiss.

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Emilia James

Date: 9/8/2021 4:29:00 AM

So thats why my doughnuts never grew lol. I'm just dumb when it comes to accidents : ( Enjoyed your fun poem John. Hugs, Emilia : )

John Gondolf
Date: 9/8/2021 4:57:00 AM

Just because you are accident prone doesn't make you dumb, Emilia, maybe just a bit klutzy...but that has a certain charm. :) I'm glad you enjoyed my humorous poem about blondes. Hugs, John

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 7/27/2019 5:08:00 AM

Hi John, Fun poem , but what happens to someone like me who has brunette hair with blonde highlights, and I'm not even a gemini! creative write and thought provoking LOL. if you want another laugh, there's my Gods waiting room, Hugs, Jennifer. Jennifer.

John Gondolf
Date: 7/27/2019 7:52:00 AM

Thanks for going back and reading some of my earlier writing, Jenn. I hope you enjoyed my wry sense of humor. Hugs, John

Rhoda Tripp

Date: 1/6/2018 10:41:00 PM

Reminds this brunette of the inability to understand the dah dah DAH thing. Maybe I should get instructions from a blonde. Lol. :)

John Gondolf
Date: 1/7/2018 7:05:00 AM

It’s not rocket science, dear, you can DO it... ;)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/24/2017 12:57:00 PM

I think there is truth to this!

John Gondolf
Date: 12/25/2017 8:46:00 PM

Thank you for the visit, Kim, hope you enjoyed my humor.

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 9/28/2017 10:33:00 AM

Lol awesome fun! Had every colour so can say from experience, blondes have more fun :) xomo

John Gondolf
Date: 9/28/2017 10:41:00 AM

Hi Maureen, thanks for your comments; I'm glad you enjoyed my poem. All my blonde friends seem to have a lot of fun as well. Seems like there is something about blonde hair that makes women more outgoing.

Jan Allison

Date: 9/28/2017 6:34:00 AM

oh so funny with the cheerios John I really laughed at your witty poem... and my hair colour comes out of a bottle lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf
Date: 9/28/2017 6:38:00 AM

Hi Jan, thanks for your comments. Glad I could bring a smile to your face this morning. ;) John