Blandishments

BLANDISHMENTS

blandishments passed by
i was blind…my friend produced
ketchup, mustard, & mayonnaise packs.

so close, i should’ve been bitten…
perhaps the fries
were a distraction;  i ordered
onion rings.

the turkey burger turned
into a “cheeseburger, please.”

however those blandishments
forsaken        i was taken
by the wise guys   

on the way out, i see

an entire section:
deep-sea-green pickles,
christmas-red tomatoes,
crispy lettuce and onions.

O the burger possibilities!

i paid too much   for the taste
of a cheese-turkey blandburger
and no-onion fries.

10/4/2021
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Krutsinger Avatar
October 7, 2021 at 11:18 AM
A "cheese turkey blandburger" sounds horrible Kim. Thank you for the warning!
Rodrigues Avatar
October 7, 2021 at 12:10 PM
LOL! Be warned…ooh ooh ooooo
Hamill Avatar
October 5, 2021 at 2:11 AM
Hi Kim,thanks for this, I've got to start cooking now,it's made me hungry.lol.take care, Simon.:-):-)
Rodrigues Avatar
October 5, 2021 at 3:13 AM
LOL! I’ve been doing more homecooking which is the best :)
Buhagiar Avatar
October 5, 2021 at 1:46 AM
This pandemic has brought disaster. It's been ages since I ate at a restaurant.
Rodrigues Avatar
October 5, 2021 at 3:14 AM
It’s good to eat at home still it is so sad what this pandemic has done. Hugs.
Tacito Avatar
October 4, 2021 at 3:08 PM
I go through exact issue anytime I go to Red Robin. lol Oh, the simple pleasures! Thanks for this!
Rodrigues Avatar
October 4, 2021 at 5:48 PM
LOL! My friend and I were at a conference with a short lunch break…no time to replace order nor notice the extras…oh well…lol
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