Blame It On the Moon

I lost my mooning contest 
   with the moon.

The odds were in my favor:
   two pallid orbs

against one: a sullen sack
   up there, barely engaged,

as the gamblers around me
  gawked. But

when the blood billowed 
   down to my noggin, 

I swooned, face dunk 
   in the mud.

Next day all the grog in Terra 
   below could not 

stake a rematch between me
   and that bad 

bulbous bag of apathy
   in the night, 

that orbital ogler flashing 
   its silk surveillance through 

our innocent panes
   and unsuspecting livers,

exposing our competitive 
   genitalia to alleged shame,

a heavenly body, distinguished
   by the negligence of its ilk.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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