Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Black Friday Turned Blue-Political Limericks

For four years I've longed to shout 'Adios!'
It's time for you to go,  Donald J. Gross
Shove those burgers down, Chubs
Play with your balls and clubs
You're crude, belligerent and bellicose

Anderson called you an obese turtle
Who'd never admit you need a girdle
Your offspring are all jerks
In the west wing they lurk
Too bad your little swimmers were fertile

Eighteen thousand a month for orange hair!
While poor Americans have nothing to spare
You never gave a damn
Leave the White House...SCRAM
Get your butt off the oval office chair

A greedy, selfish beast, to say the least
Playing footsie with those in the mideast
Buddies with Kim Jong
That's all kinds of wrong
And your affair with Putin is a love feast

Questions asked of you...falsehoods you answer
You're not a hoofer, like Santa's Prancer
I hate your red ties
And your horrid lies
Here's a truth...you're a terrible dancer!

Your claim to fame? A one-term president
Mock the Constitution; a dissident
So many are inspired
To yell out, "You're fired!"
No covid warning? What selfish intent!

What a chaotic mess you leave in your wake
Those who praise you have made a big mistake
Our Democracy, you scorn
But you jape about p o r n
You've been a bogus President...a fake! 

We the people, hate how you whine and pout
and the way your mouth pooches like a trout
A lunatic POTUS
Be gone with the FLOTUS 
Americans have signaled that you've struck out

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Jennifer Fenn November 22, 2020 at 9:40 AM Hello Jenna from a fellow Bye Bye Trumper! What a clever limerick series, especially stanza three about his lavish spending while so many just barely scrape by. I love the word SCRAM.

Joe Sandler November 12, 2020 at 10:19 AM This poem is nothing short of brilliant.And thank you for your kind words about American Diversity.But here's the problem.How do we get you and Keith Trestrail to have a rational discussion and somehow find some common ground? I prey that Biden can somehow bring this country together but half are one extreme,half the opposite extreme. I totally agree with your point of view.By the way,I posted a comment on his poem "Wake up America"You might want to check it out. Jenna Logan November 12, 2020 at 11:45 AM Thank you for the accolades, Joe. Democracy can be diverse without being divisional. As far as Mr. Trestrail and I having a rational discussion...he blew that possibility when he pretty much told me to run along little girl to my comment on another poet's potd write. There's not much common ground with someone so closed minded. I read your comment on his 'rant,' and found myself grinning at your remarks. I had to refrain from commenting on his wake up call. Not all Americans are asleep.

Jan Allison November 11, 2020 at 12:47 PM ha ha ha Jenna there is nothing I can say other than BRAVO!!!:-) Your trumped it:-) hugs Jan xx Jenna Logan November 12, 2020 at 11:37 AM Thanks, Jan. It's my opinion and anyone has the right to write of theirs. Humpty Trumpty needs to get pushed off the White House fence.

Jennifer Proxenos November 8, 2020 at 7:58 AM Love this all too true poem about Chubby Trumpy. We have tolerated him for four years too many - be gone now, its time! Blessings and hugs, Jenny Jenna Logan November 10, 2020 at 3:39 AM Hi, Jennifer, and thanks so much for sharing my insight. Looks like we'll have to hear his whining for a while yet. Hugs back to you.

Tom Cunningham November 7, 2020 at 9:54 AM Brilliant limericks Jenna although many trump fans wouldnt agree, Joe's got a job on his hands now clearing up the mess Don leaves in his wake. If he dont budge you'll have to get the bailiffs lol. Im off, my ceiling Awaits lol. Tom Jenna Logan November 7, 2020 at 10:06 AM They have the right to equal writing, Tom, and many on PS have. If Trump refuses to leave, his bags should be dumped on Black Lives Matter Plaza. Happy painting.

Joseph May November 7, 2020 at 6:26 AM Lol, you unleashed the humor Jenna, so glad we have fired him.. Jenna Logan November 7, 2020 at 7:09 AM No kidding. I'm so sick of hearing his voice and seeing his fake tan and slicked back hair. I'd better stop right there or I'll start writing limericks again. There's no shortage of incentive. Thanks so much for your thoughts, Joseph.

Tania Kitchin November 6, 2020 at 7:01 PM Ha ha, a great set of limericks Jenna, I will be glad to see cheetos go! Jenna Logan November 7, 2020 at 4:53 AM Good morning, Tania, and thank you very much.

Gershon Wolf November 6, 2020 at 1:40 PM You certainly surpass all expectations for vitriolic rants against DJT.. Looks like you're going to get your wish too. Perhaps 'swearing' on Capital Hill will now be confined to 'swearing in' new office-holders. Happy Weekend, Jenna! ~ Gershon Jenna Logan November 6, 2020 at 2:01 PM I could've written volumes of them, GW. When I started I thought I'd only write a few and then another thought crossed my mind...then another... If I was a swearing person I'd have gone over my limit on his inauguration day. lol Thank you for chiming in.

Mark Koplin November 6, 2020 at 1:30 PM If I didn't know any better I would say you are a closet Trump supporter. LOL.. I love your funny Limericks Jenna! Great work!! Jenna Logan November 6, 2020 at 2:00 PM You DO know better! lol Mark. The only thing I support about Trump is tossing him out of the White House. Thanks for liking my limericks.

Rico Leffanta November 6, 2020 at 10:54 AM You will feel better when Trump is history, but 50% of your neighbours will still support racism, lying, cheating, hanging kids in cages, and blaming the other guy! Thank God for lockdowns! Aloha! Rico Jenna Logan November 6, 2020 at 11:24 AM I'm only responsible for myself and my beliefs. To each his own, whether they're blind or not, Rico. Thanks for reading.