Lin Lane Poet Limerick

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Bizarre

Have you ever heard tales of the weirdest things
Autumn leaves that fall in the midst of Spring
creepy two-headed toads
cats who sit on a commode
Devilish people pretending to have angel wings

Dogs that bark but sound more like mewing cats
In bright sunlight flying, a flock of Vampire bats
How many can you name
It's just a guessing game
Some things in life are so bizarre and that's that
written by Lin Lane

I wrote about saying goodbye
Some rejoiced, yet others did cry
It got poem of the day
Did it deserve it – no way!
I’ll be quiet when I say bye bye
written by Jan Allison

A rat getting burned for a slice of cheese
one legged dancer doing a striptease
the absurd, the aloof 
snakes crawling on a roof
penthouse living with someone else's keys
 written by Tim Smith

I'm not allowed to pet the cat
when I do he has a spat
leaving a mess
Without distress
He puts it all on the mat
written by Russell Sivey

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Russell Sivey August 1, 2017 at 5:38 AM I'm not allowed to pet the cat/when I do do he has a spat/leaving a mess/Without distress/He puts it all on the mat...just chiming in for fun Lin...Awesome work with this limerick, it was so fun to read this morning! I really enjoyed this illustrious piece and I found it to be very funny! Great Work!! Lin Lane August 1, 2017 at 5:42 AM Why thank you, Russell, for the great comments and for writing along with us. Humor is a needed ingredient for life.

Tim Smith July 31, 2017 at 1:51 PM A rat getting burned for a.slice of cheese...one legged dancer doing a striptease...the absurd the aloof ...snakes crawling on a roof... penthouse living with someone else's keys Lin Lane July 31, 2017 at 1:57 PM "one legged dancer doing a striptease" oh that's really bizarre! Thanks for writing along with us, Tim.

Lin Lane July 31, 2017 at 11:27 AM How bizarre that anyone would rejoice over you leaving. You're one of the kindest poets in this simmering pot. Thanks for adding on to the limericks, Jan.

Lim'Rik Flats July 31, 2017 at 11:07 AM Yup, that's that! Well said and a delightningful lim'rik! Enjoyed ~ j Lin Lane July 31, 2017 at 11:13 AM Thanks, John. I thought of Jan's poopy limericks when I found this picture, but shh. Don't tell her.

Jan Allison July 31, 2017 at 10:07 AM Grrr I WAS drinking my tea when i saw the picture so have had to wipe my screen down lol The poem is hilarious and I too can think of some bizarre things Lin like me writing a 'goodbye' poem and getting POTD lol now that is bizarre!:-) hugs jan xx Lin Lane July 31, 2017 at 10:13 AM I thought you might like this picture. It's so your style. Sorry about the tea. Write a limerick with your bizarre sightings and I'll post it here if you like. Thanks for the comments, Jan.

Mike Gentile July 31, 2017 at 9:39 AM There are indeed bizarre things in life, I enjoyed this one! Lin Lane July 31, 2017 at 9:43 AM Thank you very much, Mike.