Cecilia Macfarlane Poet Limerick

Birds -N- Bees

Your raging hormones you must ignore
For desires will shake you to your core
Listen to your heart 
Before you embark
Make love with someone you truly adore.

Sciences class teaches us what we should know
About body parts and where they should go
Willie goes in ****
Quicken breaths we huff
All consumed till body fluids flow.

But alas the girl did not have none
Boy finished before girl was done
He is satisfied
She is horrified
Damn the hype about two joining as one.

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James Inman April 14, 2018 at 9:02 AM Interesting choice for a first post. You made me chuckle.

Debbie Guzzi December 29, 2013 at 10:48 AM Now you can't laugh at this hon ;) it's too true!! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Dr.Ram Mehta December 29, 2013 at 4:23 AM Enjoyed your poem and congratulations on the fine win,Cecilia

Poet Destroyer A December 28, 2013 at 9:17 PM Cecilia, :) , CONGRATULATIONS, thank you for supporting my SMILE contest. :) Wishing you a Warm And Heartfelt New Year. Take care.... LINDA

Joann Grisetti May 18, 2012 at 11:55 AM A witty write on this subject.

Marcella Santos May 15, 2012 at 10:23 PM Just stopped by and was glad I read this...too funny but most parts are true! Hugs Marci

Andrea Dietrich May 3, 2012 at 11:22 PM by the way how have you been??

Andrea Dietrich May 3, 2012 at 11:21 PM reading some of the comments you got on this one, Cecilia. that was fun as your poem!!

Terry L. Allen April 29, 2012 at 7:58 PM This is an important message and you confront it well. I have 2 along these lines myself. One is called Young Love and the other is Before You Say I Love You. May life bring you flowers with roots as the keep on blooming. TLee

Lisa Cooper February 25, 2012 at 5:19 PM silly limerick but so true! lol

Vickie Ortiz Vazquez February 22, 2012 at 5:06 PM this poem brought me a big smile. luv it!

Poet Destroyer A February 21, 2012 at 8:47 PM cecilia, lol..i just asked myself a while ago... why hasn't anyone entered more than one limerick in this contest... I know Royal will enjoy all of these...i sure did...lol.. good luck in the contest... Thank you for sharing your wonderful limerick's with us. Have yourself a good night, always* PD

Andrea Dietrich February 21, 2012 at 8:04 PM hahaha, SO TRUE.

Kash Poet February 21, 2012 at 5:21 PM Thanks for your comment..I have already lost in that contest:(

Joe Flach February 21, 2012 at 11:12 AM Yeah, right, ignore the raging hormones! That's like ignoring the need to breath. Too funny. Check out the last line in 1st stanza - "will"? Cecilia Macfarlane February 21, 2012 at 11:15 AM Thanks Joe

Kash Poet February 21, 2012 at 10:40 AM Actually it is an art...not everybody knows how to give the finishing touch.....This is a winner!!

Dan Kearley February 21, 2012 at 10:26 AM Oh my God!.. Lol..Ha,ha,ha.. I don't know what to say?Willie?hahahaha..And hey..Not all boys finish before the girl. Ha,ha :o) Just sitting here smiling.. :o) Loved it!