Birds -N- Bees

Your raging hormones you must ignore
For desires will shake you to your core
Listen to your heart 
Before you embark
Make love with someone you truly adore.

Sciences class teaches us what we should know
About body parts and where they should go
Willie goes in ****
Quicken breaths we huff
All consumed till body fluids flow.

But alas the girl did not have none
Boy finished before girl was done
He is satisfied
She is horrified
Damn the hype about two joining as one.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 4/14/2018 9:02:00 AM
Interesting choice for a first post. You made me chuckle.
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Date: 12/29/2013 10:48:00 AM
Now you can't laugh at this hon ;) it's too true!! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
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Date: 12/29/2013 4:23:00 AM
Enjoyed your poem and congratulations on the fine win,Cecilia
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Date: 12/28/2013 9:17:00 PM
Cecilia, :) , CONGRATULATIONS, thank you for supporting my SMILE contest. :) Wishing you a Warm And Heartfelt New Year. Take care.... LINDA
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Date: 5/18/2012 11:55:00 AM
A witty write on this subject.
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Date: 5/15/2012 10:23:00 PM
Just stopped by and was glad I read this...too funny but most parts are true! Hugs Marci
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Date: 5/3/2012 11:22:00 PM
by the way how have you been??
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Date: 5/3/2012 11:21:00 PM
reading some of the comments you got on this one, Cecilia. that was fun as your poem!!
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Date: 4/29/2012 7:58:00 PM
This is an important message and you confront it well. I have 2 along these lines myself. One is called Young Love and the other is Before You Say I Love You. May life bring you flowers with roots as the keep on blooming. TLee
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Date: 2/25/2012 5:19:00 PM
silly limerick but so true! lol
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Date: 2/22/2012 5:06:00 PM
this poem brought me a big smile. luv it!
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Date: 2/21/2012 8:47:00 PM
cecilia, lol..i just asked myself a while ago... why hasn't anyone entered more than one limerick in this contest... I know Royal will enjoy all of these...i sure did...lol.. good luck in the contest... Thank you for sharing your wonderful limerick's with us. Have yourself a good night, always* PD
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Date: 2/21/2012 8:04:00 PM
hahaha, SO TRUE.
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Date: 2/21/2012 5:21:00 PM
Thanks for your comment..I have already lost in that contest:(
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Date: 2/21/2012 11:12:00 AM
Yeah, right, ignore the raging hormones! That's like ignoring the need to breath. Too funny. Check out the last line in 1st stanza - "will"?
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 2/21/2012 11:15:00 AM
Thanks Joe
Date: 2/21/2012 10:40:00 AM
Actually it is an art...not everybody knows how to give the finishing touch.....This is a winner!!
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Date: 2/21/2012 10:26:00 AM
Oh my God!.. Lol..Ha,ha,ha.. I don't know what to say?Willie?hahahaha..And hey..Not all boys finish before the girl. Ha,ha :o) Just sitting here smiling.. :o) Loved it!
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