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Bird Poop In My Eye

Looking up into the sky a bird pooped in my eye as it was flying overhead causing me to see red It was warm and soggy making me feel queasy I scurried into the house like an upset little mouse I headed for the kitchen sink and got there in a blink Using the faucet spout I tried to flush it out When it was expelled it had a funny smell and the sink water had a dirty colour So when a bird is flying overhead keep your head down instead Do not look up into the sky or you may get poop in your eye

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 9/24/2015 11:56:00 AM
John, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT
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Date: 9/22/2015 7:56:00 AM
Very true, been there, suffered that, ruined a t shirt. Congrats, John. Regards, Viv
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Date: 9/22/2015 12:42:00 AM
Congrats on ur brilliant winning write John!
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Date: 12/26/2013 5:36:00 PM
Comedy on the win..Way to go..Congrats..Sara
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Date: 12/20/2013 4:28:00 AM
Enjoyed the write on the selected quote and congrats on the fine win, John
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Date: 12/19/2013 7:02:00 PM
Good advise and cute poem...:-) :-) congratulations
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john beharry
Date: 12/19/2013 8:18:00 PM
Thank you, Donna. Have a nice day!
Date: 12/19/2013 4:48:00 PM
This is really a hilarious write! Congrats on your win John, loved to read this, you made my day :D hug, Yanny
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john beharry
Date: 12/19/2013 8:21:00 PM
Thank you, Yanny. I am happy that you love the poem. I enjoyed writing it. Have a fine day!
Date: 12/19/2013 12:10:00 PM
- Congratulations on your winning poem John in: Relate your poem to one of these quotes, Contest - Sponsored by: Giorgio V. - Nice to participate - and enjoyable to read ALL winning poems! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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john beharry
Date: 12/19/2013 8:36:00 PM
Thank you for your comment, Anne Lise. Have a wonderful day! '