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Biological Formula

A mathematician once stated to me,
That H-2-O is water you see,
So in a sly whim
I barked back at him
Can you tell me what is K-NINE-P.

humorlimerick

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Paul Schneiter

Date: 6/12/2015 9:58:00 PM

Lindsay, you're not only a masterful poetic story teller, but also an excellent limerick writer. Your limerick reminds me of a co-worker who asked his boss how to spell "pneumonia." His boss gave him the spelling and then said, "the p is silent, as in swimming."

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/13/2015 8:56:00 PM

Thank you Paul for writing a comment... its like I was told that rap, as in rap music is spelt with a silent c. Catch you soon Paul - Lindsay

John Williams

Date: 6/2/2015 2:32:00 AM

Clever limerick Lindsay, A little K 9 P, For all to see. ..........John...... PS: I'll tell my dogs about this one

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2015 3:39:00 AM

G'day John... I'm sure your dogs will remind you that they know how to mark their territory but of course, a maths formula might confuse them a wee bit - I'll catch you soon John - Lindsay

David Fisher

Date: 6/1/2015 11:27:00 AM

That adds up to funny in my book

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2015 3:32:00 AM

Hi there David... a good one for an unruly class to try out on a math teacher. Thanks for dropping by David - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/31/2015 11:32:00 PM

haha. Is that dog pee?

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2015 3:30:00 AM

Hello Andrea... you've got it first go. Thanks for reading and leaving a comment - Lindsay

Kp Nunez

Date: 5/31/2015 8:42:00 PM

LOL! Sly indeed. Not many have heard of the direct video. Lovable K-9 Partner too. Good morning Lindsay.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2015 3:28:00 AM

Hey there Kim... yes, and like us, our canines have to go. It's the dark spot on a lamp post that adds the P - good night Kim - Lindsay

Jan Allison

Date: 5/31/2015 2:34:00 PM

reminds me of the same joke mum used to tell me - great to see it as a limerick:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2015 3:22:00 AM

G'day Jan... yes, it was a riddle I often heard at work, and looing for topics for limericks, I thought why not - catch you soon Jan - Lindsay

Skat A

Date: 5/31/2015 8:54:00 AM

Lol, I have no idea. .. cool poem

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2015 3:20:00 AM

Hey there S.K.A.T... canine, lamp post, wet spot; equals K9P. Catch ya later - Lindsay

Arthur Vaso

Date: 5/30/2015 10:36:00 PM

LOL Loved this!!!!!!!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2015 3:15:00 AM

G'day Arthur... thanks mate. I tried to make this a little bit cryptic, but you obviously saw through it - catch you soon Arthur - Lindsay

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