Bigfoot

Now, I believe in bigfoot I've seen it with my own eyes It was hairy and all hunched over And it's butt was covered with flies It had a smell that I can't describe I even had to hold my nose That hairy thing scared me so bad I just stood there and froze It's face was ugly and covered with hair I couldn't tell about it's gender It just stood there staring at me Like it wanted me to surrender It opened its mouth and a noise came out It was trying to communicate I couldn't understand a word it said And I wasn't about to wait I took off running as fast as I could With that monster right on my tail I thought I was gonna regurgitate Remember, I told you, "the smell"? I almost made it, til my wife made me trip That's when I started to fall She said, "Stop it! What are you doing?" For it was only my mother-in-law