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Bigfoot

Now, I believe in bigfoot I've seen it with my own eyes It was hairy and all hunched over And it's butt was covered with flies It had a smell that I can't describe I even had to hold my nose That hairy thing scared me so bad I just stood there and froze It's face was ugly and covered with hair I couldn't tell about it's gender It just stood there staring at me Like it wanted me to surrender It opened its mouth and a noise came out It was trying to communicate I couldn't understand a word it said And I wasn't about to wait I took off running as fast as I could With that monster right on my tail I thought I was gonna regurgitate Remember, I told you, "the smell"? I almost made it, til my wife made me trip That's when I started to fall She said, "Stop it! What are you doing?" For it was only my mother-in-law

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 3/22/2010 7:07:00 PM
I love it! Great wirte, it made me laugh and it is after 9:00 P.M. I usually don't laugh past 8:00 A.M. I enjoyed the read. Thank you for sharing. Caryl
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Date: 3/22/2010 7:01:00 PM
You crack me up. I wish I had the talent you have. You are my best poet. Need more. keep it up
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Date: 3/22/2010 5:45:00 PM
Shame on you!..What a hoot. BG
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Date: 3/22/2010 5:44:00 PM
good job!!
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Date: 3/22/2010 5:33:00 PM
ha... funny ending
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