Big Red

In an Old West Town of no repute
 Came a rider on a horse as if in hot pursuit.

  Into the saloon he ran and shouted aloud
"BIG RED'S COMIN' "...which brought down a shroud.

Out the doors and windows they were flying
 Even some sturdy men were seen leaving crying.

 So now there was dead silence to be heard
With only a small man behind the bar, shivering and scared.

The huge figure came riding on the back of a Buffalo
 No saddle needed, for this gunfighting pro.

 A thick stubble covered most of his face
And the oversized sombrero keeping the sun in its place.

Double bandoliers crisscrossed his chest
 Which was so swollen, you could not see his vest.

 Two big revolvers hung at his hips
While the scowl spelled doom as he pursed his lips.

The big spurs clanged "KA-CHING", "KA-CHING" as he crossed the wood
 Then stopped abruptly as before the saloon doors he stood.

 With one fell swoop they came unhinged
As he came through and the barkeep cringed.

"Gimme a Whiskey"  he said to the guy
 Who was afraid to move, let alone try.

 The big man reached across the bar and grabbed his throat
Bouncing  him off the walls and ceiling as if he were a coat.

 He threw him back behind the bar to his dismay
 And repeated himself, "I said Gimme a Whiskey"!

 With shaking hands the barkeep put a bottle up
Watching and cowering like a poor little pup.

Grabbing the bottle with little more than a frown
 He broke it open on the bar and "GULP", "GULP", "GULP", the contents went down.

 A big slurp could be heard as he wiped his face on the sleeve of his shirt
Quiet at last, and no one really got hurt.

In his frail little voice you could hear the barkeep say
 "DDOOO YYYOOOU WWAANT ANNNOTTHERR?"

 
 The Big Man answered, "Nah, I Gotta Go...I Heard 'BIG RED'S' Comin' This Way"!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Salehi Avatar
February 1, 2016 at 11:04 AM
You are for real... that is very nice.
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February 1, 2016 at 11:51 AM
Thank you, Pashang. I appreciate your comments very much.
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January 23, 2016 at 12:19 PM
Wisdom and arts hug as twins in between your lines. A wonderful 7
Cwiak Avatar
January 23, 2016 at 2:06 PM
Thanks, Funom. I thought it was more like fun and whimsy. lol
A   Avatar
December 30, 2015 at 12:18 PM
Dan... Happy New Years... Always ~LINDA~
Cwiak Avatar
December 30, 2015 at 12:36 PM
Thanks Linda. I wish you only the best for the New Year! I'm looking forward to reading more of your work this coming year, as I hope to get some additional inspiration for some of mine. BIG HUGS (( Dan))
Maverick Avatar
December 26, 2015 at 10:27 AM
Good re-make of the old story Dan, so well done on the imagery also.'
Cwiak Avatar
December 30, 2015 at 12:32 PM
Thanks Joe. It is an old story but I just had to try to put it to rhyme. Thanks for the comments.
A  Avatar
December 19, 2015 at 6:22 PM
awesome wrtie SKAT
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December 19, 2015 at 11:44 PM
Thanks, SKAT. I appreciate your comment very much.
Godwin Avatar
December 18, 2015 at 10:34 PM
Very funny - you had me until the end! CayCay
Cwiak Avatar
December 19, 2015 at 11:41 PM
Thanks, CayCay. I tell it better in stand-up.
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December 18, 2015 at 8:50 PM
Haha . Brilliant. Loved every line.
Cwiak Avatar
December 19, 2015 at 11:41 PM
Thank you, Mark. It's an old joke, but I wanted to try to rhyme it. I may have done so years ago, but I do not remember. I appreciate your comment.
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