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Big Nose

My cousin sure does have a big nose.
10 pounds of boogers come out when he blows.
Restaurant owners have to protect theirselves by installing huge sneeze guards.
Once he got some boogers on me and I hit that moron hard.
He soon learned that when I slug somebody, it really stings.
His nostrils are so big that you can put bowling balls in those things.
If he wants to stay with you for a day or two, you'd better not let him stay.
And if you see my cousin about to sneeze, you'd better get out of the way.

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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January 8, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Very funny Randy...Jimmy
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