Big Nose

My cousin sure does have a big nose. 10 pounds of boogers come out when he blows. Restaurant owners have to protect theirselves by installing huge sneeze guards. Once he got some boogers on me and I hit that moron hard. He soon learned that when I slug somebody, it really stings. His nostrils are so big that you can put bowling balls in those things. If he wants to stay with you for a day or two, you'd better not let him stay. And if you see my cousin about to sneeze, you'd better get out of the way. (THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)