Big Jolly Old Elf
I'm a wee bit overweight for sure
But I've got much more to hug
Got jelly rolls on my jelly rolls
Just a big fat loveable lug
My honey tried taking a picture of me
Couldn't get me all in one frame
Had to splice two frames together
But she loves me just the same
I'm one big massive son of an elf
Happiness turns my crank
There ain't no happier blob around
Sure got my sweetie to thank
At night I take up most of the bed
Leaving little room for honey
So we have to cuddle up real close
See this elf ain't no dummy!
©Jack Ellison 2012
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