Big Jolly Old Elf

I'm a wee bit overweight for sure But I've got much more to hug Got jelly rolls on my jelly rolls Just a big fat loveable lug My honey tried taking a picture of me Couldn't get me all in one frame Had to splice two frames together But she loves me just the same I'm one big massive son of an elf Happiness turns my crank There ain't no happier blob around Sure got my sweetie to thank At night I take up most of the bed Leaving little room for honey So we have to cuddle up real close See this elf ain't no dummy! ©Jack Ellison 2012