Robert A. Dufresne Poet Couplet

Bichyinthemorningtarianism Medical Latin: Painus Inda Buttibus

It’s not rare ; it’s a common plight..
Best way to start a good fight.

There are a lot of studies about diseases,
Symptoms include coughs and sneezes.

Aches, pains, fever and depression,
Even  fetishes and obsession.

These symptoms may include sundry conditions.
 Including vomiting, diarrhea and other emissions,

But by far none can cause more pain suffering and miserablearianism,
Than an  attitudinalistic condition called Bichyinthemorningtarianism.

Be on guard and keep way clear of that patient please.
It is, after all, a highly communicable disease!

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Gwendolen Song May 16, 2011 at 1:29 AM Did I read this one before? I am not sure! For if I did, I would have another hypochondriac condition to plea come Monday morning when I don't want to rise! This is cute! This is scientific-looking yet not too terribly believable-this is excellent, my friend! I think u must have liked my Cartoonis Hystericus poem if you write like this! Gwendolen

Walayee Poet Lay Whitlock-Ishway March 17, 2011 at 7:09 PM Hey Rob, long time no see : ) Now, you know it's not funny to talk about my disease in this way right??? Just kidding but not really! This is hilarious! Miss ya and I hope all is well with you and yours... Lay

Caryl Muzzey March 15, 2011 at 11:26 AM I enjoy this wonderful comical write. Caryl

Jslambert Mister Roboto March 5, 2011 at 1:24 PM Funny poem. I like your creative use of words.

Ryan Wegenast February 28, 2011 at 4:21 PM Great job and a good test of the tongue with those words.

Tahera Mannan February 28, 2011 at 1:29 AM haha. A terrific word and a lovely write. Enjoyed.

Caroline Cécile Delacroix February 27, 2011 at 9:50 PM LOL! very good, Robert! Thanks for the laughter. And I have respond to your soupmail. Sorry for the delay. Thank you also for your kind comments on my poems. Be well, Caroline. :)

Francine Roberts February 27, 2011 at 8:34 PM love it , good luck in the contest with this fantastic piece

Barbara Gorelick February 27, 2011 at 7:38 PM I think laughing is the cure..what a hoot. BG

Robert Pettit February 27, 2011 at 7:09 PM I hope medicine finds a cure for this disorder. I've seen too many cases of this in my lifetime.