Beware There In

Dad heard a scream from up stairs, He ran to his son’s rescue and found him in tears. “What’s the matter son?” Dad gently said, There’s, there’s a monster in the bathroom and I’m really scared. “It’s lumpy and hairy with a warts on it legs,” “And on it’s chest it has what looks like two scrambled eggs” “It’s belly hangs all the way down to it’s knees “Daddy, daddy, protect me please!” “It knows my name, it, it said it through a toothless grin,” “It’s face is vomit green.” “Enough,” said Dad smiling, “There’s no such thing.” A rumbling noise came from the bathroom. Go see Dad but come back soon. Dad stood by the bathroom door for a while be fore he went in And when he opened it his terrified son heard dad scream. The monster had a huge wart on it’s bum That's when dad recognized it and said “ Son needs therapy now How could you mum” *For Lisa who gave me the title. I hope it is good for you as it was for me :-)*