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Beware of Female 'Catfish'

She looks like a cute porcelain doll
But she’s really an internet troll
With her painted on smile
Her cruel actions are vile
She resembles a gangster’s old moll
 
 
Her avatar will try to lure ya
Such beauty it will enthrall  yer
Someone messed with her head
and you could end up dead ....
then cooked in her huge bunny boiler

FOLLOW UP POEM TO 'GONE PHISHING' - TRAWLING THE NET FOR EVIL CATFISH

www.poetrysoup.com/poem/gone_phishing_-_trawling_the_net_for_evil_catfish_1027124


5/30/18

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Lyric Man June 2, 2018 at 9:24 AM You've made a plain and painful reality into a little fun write. You words are right on the money, Jan. I have a drawer full of Soup trolls I've collected over the years (they're never getting out). Jan Allison June 2, 2018 at 10:45 AM Sad you can relate Chance, sadly none of us know who is really behind any accounts on the internet:-( hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux June 1, 2018 at 9:16 AM It happens every day. I’ve gotten soup mails with women’s emails asking me to contact them off site. (Note; not from real members) the messages are filled with seductive innuendo. I found your piece to be very entertaining Jan. I will heed this cautionary tale. Hugs Rick. Jan Allison June 1, 2018 at 5:16 PM I too have had mails like that Rick unfortunately some people are taken in by these scams and i know of one person (no longer on soup) who got taken for a ride by one of these people:-( hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi May 31, 2018 at 8:17 PM Beautiful... Jan Allison June 1, 2018 at 1:25 AM Thanks Pashang:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen May 31, 2018 at 12:49 PM - I love the troll with purple hair, Jan ... as a child I had one - The person behind the mask ... it may be a troll ... who knows ... there are many trolls in different forms :) - Well done, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 12:59 PM I remember the troll dolls too not that I had them I was never a doll fan, as for trolls they don't just lurk in the shadows and that is the scary thing:-( hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 31, 2018 at 11:12 AM So good xo Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 11:23 AM Cheers Mo:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith May 31, 2018 at 10:36 AM Haha.. the doll you drool over is really a model from Ukraine Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 10:42 AM Oh you got the mail too lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mick Talbot May 31, 2018 at 10:16 AM What can I say, grrrrrrowl! grrrreat! Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 10:26 AM Thanks Mick:-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior May 31, 2018 at 9:10 AM Nothing worse than a female catfish scorned lol...love and light Jan...^WW Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 10:17 AM Male ones can be bad too ^WW^:-( hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham May 31, 2018 at 8:49 AM Thankfully I don't have rabbits Jan. A gem of a poem and I hope any trolls out there see this. Tom. Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 31, 2018 at 11:11 AM Lol! Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 10:17 AM I was thinking fatal attraction Tom lol:-) hugs jan xx Lin Lane May 31, 2018 at 9:02 AM wink

Line Gauthier May 31, 2018 at 8:43 AM A very potent warning. Well penned, Jan. Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 10:28 AM thanks Line none of us know who really is behind the computer screen:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane May 31, 2018 at 8:39 AM and I will add the warning to beware of male catfish who pretend to be Mr. Nice Guy but whose barbed whiskers sting and burn...those trolls who think they're witty. Score! Jan. Lin Lane May 31, 2018 at 10:28 AM HAHA Jan...battered as in breaded and fried or as in beaten over the head until they get some sense? I prefer the second choice. Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 10:16 AM I've had dealing with both male and female catfish Lin - they need to be reeled in, caught and battered lol:-) hugs Jan xx Tom Cunningham May 31, 2018 at 9:32 AM Lol

Mike Gentile May 31, 2018 at 8:31 AM I will be sure to stay out of her way, Jan. What a story you have crafted for this catfish xxoo Happy Thursday Jan Allison May 31, 2018 at 10:16 AM I got inspired after my poem about internet 'catfish' hugs jan xx