Beware of Christmas

Beware Of Christmas Careful: ‘Fast Christmas Approaching - Mind The Gap -Terms And Conditions Apply’ Warning: ‘This Is A Chocolate Santa Claus Contains Food Products And Mythology’ Edible under certain conditions only Not for children with pumpkin allergy This product may contain residues from Halloween or scary associations with partial savoury nudity as well as poverty Connotative ribs and cribs should be imbibed with caution The full product manual is available on the internet under www.biblestorieslimitedandrevised Please note that Father Christmas is a commercial adaptation of an ancient theme (Jerusalem/Norway) This sweet personification is wrapped in tin foil thus do not mistake for amalgam fillings but once confused remove either foil or fillings or see your dentist for professional care advice If you or your children have no medical aid consult foreign embassies regarding urgent translocation to another country for treatment If your head of state expels migrants to Mexico behind safe walls and reciprocal arrangement apply remove him from office or take a chocolate boat to Syria Keep wrapper for electronic monitoring of journey and paradigm Note Santa is real in transfer only Risk of posttraumatic stress Cave Jesus was a migrant too 20th October 2016