Beware of Christmas
Beware Of Christmas
Careful: ‘Fast Christmas Approaching - Mind The Gap -Terms And Conditions Apply’
Warning: ‘This Is A Chocolate Santa Claus Contains Food Products And Mythology’
Edible under certain conditions only Not for children with pumpkin allergy This product
may contain residues from Halloween or scary associations with partial savoury nudity as well as poverty Connotative ribs and cribs should be imbibed with caution The full product
manual is available on the internet under www.biblestorieslimitedandrevised Please note
that Father Christmas is a commercial adaptation of an ancient theme (Jerusalem/Norway)
This sweet personification is wrapped in tin foil thus do not mistake for amalgam fillings but
once confused remove either foil or fillings or see your dentist for professional care advice
If you or your children have no medical aid consult foreign embassies regarding urgent
translocation to another country for treatment If your head of state expels migrants to
Mexico behind safe walls and reciprocal arrangement apply remove him from office or take
a chocolate boat to Syria Keep wrapper for electronic monitoring of journey and paradigm
Note Santa is real in transfer only Risk of posttraumatic stress Cave Jesus was a migrant too
20th October 2016
Copyright © Kai Michael Neumann | Year Posted 2016
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