Beware

Be Bear Aware
Or you may be the meal
Of an aware bear
That's the last thing you need
To have a big grizzly
Sitting in your chair
Drinking your beer
With his paws on 
Your keyboard
Oh, and didn't I mention
He kept the hide
And put in a zipper!
What's worse?
A man in a bear suit?
         Or
A bear in a man suit?

JB49
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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July 5, 2018 at 4:13 AM
This was very clever. A personal fav thanks for sharing !
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