Best of Both Worlds

More than a third of our media coverage Today is—juicy, With of course (no-mismatch) pics: …nine foreign femme fatales… …in this steamy photo… …so and so dares…. …so and so shares… …so and so bares… …so and so between Romeo and Orlando… …so and so goes topless— (or) bottomless, as the case may be. …girl... for her bold shoot… Now, there's money in it! Upon this, on the she-side, someone goes about ill-clad; On the he-side, a harmless, timid soul gets sexcited—forgive me my typo— Gets reckless. The twain shall meet, And the world may expect the unexpected! And the media will dutifully cover this, too. The best of both worlds! ***