Bequeath of Teeth

Not to question the Almighty
Though when planning out our life He
Might have done a better job 
In the designing of the gob

For in the matter of our teeth
Far from a permanent bequeath
They’re like friends for aye of sorrow
Here today and gone tomorrow

I suggest a bold revisor
For the molars and incisors
Chance in later evolution 
A less transient solution

Consider hair; it keeps on growing
In a breeze we feel it blowing
Head, and chin, and neath the nose
Waving free or tied in bows

As predictable as dawning 
It gets longer every morning
So on schedule or a whim
We go and get ourselves a trim

What if our teeth would thus renew
In covenant that’s firm and true
Then after every loss of bite
We’d grow a fresh and pearly white

The mission then of dentistry
Not: fight growth of entropy!
But with the novel fresh mandate
To tend our crops and cultivate

With grin physicians then we’d be
Relaxed within their company
Not as a blessing to endure
But for their oral haute couture
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Radice Avatar
February 21, 2022 at 3:55 AM
Brilliant - as are the comments and your reply to Suzanne's fascinating idea. :) I worry for the day my dentist says my teeth are fine but my gums need to come out. Great poem Geoffrey! Cheers - Gary
Brewer Avatar
March 16, 2022 at 2:44 AM
Thanks for your kind response, Gary.
Wolf Avatar
February 5, 2022 at 7:19 PM
Thoroughly enjoyed your musings on teeth, Geoffrey... The question of 'Why?' gnaws at me now. Why did the Creator give us this challenge? Thought-provoking write (for me, anyway). Thanks, Gershon
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March 16, 2022 at 2:43 AM
Thank you, Gershon.
Delaney Avatar
January 29, 2022 at 9:51 AM
I love the question, Geoffrey and your playful handling of it. Maybe we can get a genetic transplant from sharks. Sharks don't actually regrow teeth one by one but have multiple rows inside their jaw that are constantly regrown. Best, SuZ
Brewer Avatar
February 4, 2022 at 4:07 AM
Thank you, Suzanne. Yes, why not borrow from the shark genome. Though we might need to inhibit the urge to bite legs off.
Leiser Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 6:56 PM
What a fun poem to read..very entertaining, too! Enjoyed this! :)
Brewer Avatar
January 15, 2022 at 10:59 AM
Glad you like it. Thanks for letting me know.
DiMino Avatar
January 13, 2022 at 4:17 PM
Hilarious! True -- from you lips to God's ears. Love it! AS far as hair goes, no more on my head where I would like it -- everywhere else, Egads! Joe. Oh! What about the nose? -- last thing I need getting larger, with an aging stomach.
Brewer Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 1:15 AM
And another thing! I’ve got a growing list of complaints, in every sense of the word. But your responses are a blessing, Joe
Awtry Avatar
January 13, 2022 at 3:28 AM
You had me giggling over the hair—picturing nose hair in bows. The body is a traitor! Enjoyed this Geoffrey! I hope you are doing well :)
Brewer Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 1:13 AM
A giggle a day keeps the dentist away! Thanks for the acknowledgement, P.S.
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