Bent Finger Curse

The bent finger curse… So I used to visit this hot little chick, With a momma nasty just a bit, She shook her crooked finger bent, Says “I’m the one who pays the rent,” And banned I was indeed, But passions flowed, and love the more, A sneaking through her frontish door, Just a man in need, Like all the other weeds, For sure, This day the old girl coffee made, she lectured me, and venom sprayed, “You are never to darken my door, You’ll see Trish, no never more, Begone with utmost speed,” Indeed! So I said I’ll take your Trish away, To live with me, perhaps she’ll stay, The splash of coffee in me face, It needed sugar, just a trace, So I said “thank you darling” too, Departing weed… Don Johnson true story
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Deane Avatar
November 19, 2011 at 4:17 AM
That was a fab read this morning Don...do so enjoy reading the humor within the lines...luv shannon
Osita Avatar
November 18, 2011 at 10:59 AM
What a way to capture the theme of the contest? I'm sure this will do well in the contest. Best wishes
Brown Avatar
November 18, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Love the story
Kendrick Avatar
November 18, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Yes, it was a drama all around..Enjoyed the true story..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Good luck in the contest..Reads like a winner to me..Sara
Roberts Avatar
November 18, 2011 at 8:29 AM
cute poem, good luck in the contest Don
Lane Avatar
November 18, 2011 at 4:52 AM
True story but I hope you don't mind that I laughed all of the way through it. Tony
Dietrich Avatar
November 17, 2011 at 9:33 PM
haha, A funny story for Susan. I think you talked about this girl in another poem of yours, didn't you?
Jones Avatar
November 17, 2011 at 7:23 PM
and one i believe down to my bones, digya DJ and am grateful for you, you know, namaste~N
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