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Bent Finger Curse

The bent finger curse… So I used to visit this hot little chick, With a momma nasty just a bit, She shook her crooked finger bent, Says “I’m the one who pays the rent,” And banned I was indeed, But passions flowed, and love the more, A sneaking through her frontish door, Just a man in need, Like all the other weeds, For sure, This day the old girl coffee made, she lectured me, and venom sprayed, “You are never to darken my door, You’ll see Trish, no never more, Begone with utmost speed,” Indeed! So I said I’ll take your Trish away, To live with me, perhaps she’ll stay, The splash of coffee in me face, It needed sugar, just a trace, So I said “thank you darling” too, Departing weed… Don Johnson true story

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Date: 11/19/2011 4:17:00 AM
That was a fab read this morning Don...do so enjoy reading the humor within the lines...luv shannon
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Date: 11/18/2011 10:59:00 AM
What a way to capture the theme of the contest? I'm sure this will do well in the contest. Best wishes
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Date: 11/18/2011 9:44:00 AM
Love the story
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Date: 11/18/2011 9:06:00 AM
Yes, it was a drama all around..Enjoyed the true story..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Good luck in the contest..Reads like a winner to me..Sara
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Date: 11/18/2011 8:29:00 AM
cute poem, good luck in the contest Don
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Date: 11/18/2011 4:52:00 AM
True story but I hope you don't mind that I laughed all of the way through it. Tony
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Date: 11/17/2011 9:33:00 PM
haha, A funny story for Susan. I think you talked about this girl in another poem of yours, didn't you?
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Date: 11/17/2011 7:23:00 PM
and one i believe down to my bones, digya DJ and am grateful for you, you know, namaste~N
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