Beer Goggle the Mans Version

Whilst drinking in a bar with my mates, i started to get "that feeling" i ended up getting so pissed, that you could have scraped me off the ceiling. My beer goggles kicked, i saw a girl, i thought she was hot. We went home, we did the naughty. I woke, and realised, she not. The memories came flooding back, and i started to get a banging in head. So i rolled her up in the quilt and i kicked her out of bed. I wrapped her up so tight in the quilt, she looked like a larvae cocoon it was almost 8am, and i knew she would wake up soon. So keeping her out of my way, still wrapped in the quilt, i tape her to the wall. Then she awakes, and by the look on her face, i knew she remembered nothing of last night at all. so i un-tape her from the wall and kick her out of the wall, she certainly wont be missed. That's the sort of trouble i get myself in into, when i go out with my mates and get pissed.