Bee-Have

BEE-HAVE

church was abuzz      with matrimonial mass

and we were mesmerized       by the goofy voice

of the master        of ceremonial priest             don’t laugh

my husband’s pinching his skin    so thin

i dare not look at him        at the same time, a few rows

back     my cousin has his own         planned attack

leans up near my sister-in-law             and finds need

to mention             her hand in my brother’s pants   pocket

oh how he jests         “how unsuitable for church”

now she’s           ahem           just staying warm       so i’m

trying to keep it all together            you know

church face and all       but now there’s a           bee buzzing

smack        against      my brother’s face              perhaps it also

disapproved of the      inappropriateness     the        indiscretion

aggressive move of his wife          (tears rolling, ready to burst

like an ice cold pipe in deep winter)           i smooth down

my dress              pinch my husband’s skin (okay mine)

and try            to keep my eyes front-facing             ...but for that voice

our side of the family might even have           tried           to be

….civilized ;)

10/23/2017
Light Poetry
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Dutta Avatar
October 30, 2017 at 1:00 AM
Enjoyed the fun. Love
Rodrigues Avatar
October 30, 2017 at 7:29 AM
Thanks Anisha!
Lamoureux Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:02 PM
This is a fun one Kim!
Rodrigues Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:05 PM
Thanks, Richard!
Gondolf Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 10:38 AM
Thank you for the laugh this morning, Kim, enjoyed your poem. I think everyone has a funny story about what the kids...or grown siblings...did at mass.
Rodrigues Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:05 PM
Thanks, John!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 8:34 AM
Hilarious! :) xomo!
Rodrigues Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:06 PM
Thanks Maureen! xx
Allison Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 7:53 AM
a fun poem Kim:-) hugs jan xx
Rodrigues Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:06 PM
Thanks Jan! xx
Pandit Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 7:36 AM
Fun to read--a light moment!
Rodrigues Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 1:07 PM
Thanks Vijay!
Sivey Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 5:43 AM
Ha! This is a very humorous write my friend! I surely enjoyed reading all about the naughtiness of their situation, and all the relatives disapproval! What an ingenious poem, quite the fantastic piece Kim, Great Work!!
Rodrigues Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 5:44 AM
Thank you, Russell!
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