Beauty and Bigfoot
BigFoot needed a date
He needed a damsel at least six feet tall
He thought it would be great
If she accompanied him to the Ball
So he looked online for a match
For a gal who would suit Sasquatch
Though he looked all around
No matches were found
But he searched through the night
Until dawn broke its light
Then finally he found a dream girl
Who would go with him to the Ball
She dressed in a gown with necklace of pearls
And indeed she was quite tall
BigFoot, dressed in his 3 piece suit
Danced with the girl of his dreams
Everyone wondered how such a brute
Could get a girl so cute
But as the full moon arose
She grew fur on her nose
And fangs from her mouth did protrude
As she howled at the moon that she viewed
But BigFoot didn't mind in the least
That Beauty had turned to a beast!
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Joseph May
Copyright © Joseph May | Year Posted 2015
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