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Bear Convention

I dreamt I was a big success a public speaker much sought after I was in such high demand forever invited to travel the world One day I was up north in Nunavut that’s not too far from the North Pole I stepped up to the podium I looked out at everyone I froze unable to get a word out I got the giggles and couldn’t stop The old tip of imagining your audience in the buff always worked for me so here I had in front of me sitting ever so quietly one hundred bare bears wide eyed just looking at me waiting to be let in on what was so funny
AP: Honorable Mention 2020 Submitted on February 6, 2020 for contest LET THE PENS FLOW sponsored by JENISH SOMADAS Originally posted on November 17, 2019

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Date: 11/19/2019 10:21:00 AM
Bears in the buff, humorous thought . . . : )
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Date: 11/19/2019 2:39:00 PM
Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Indiana.
Date: 11/18/2019 7:11:00 PM
Cute!
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Date: 11/18/2019 8:52:00 PM
Thanks, Richard.
Date: 11/18/2019 6:55:00 PM
Wonderful, I guess you had to "grin and bear it"
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Date: 11/18/2019 8:52:00 PM
LOL
Date: 11/18/2019 3:13:00 PM
funny and punny, my friend!!
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Date: 11/18/2019 3:30:00 PM
Thanks for your lovely visit and compliment, Andrea.
Date: 11/18/2019 2:38:00 PM
Really great Line.
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Date: 11/18/2019 3:30:00 PM
Thanks, Caren. Much appreciated.
Date: 11/18/2019 2:09:00 PM
Haha, Nicely penned Line..
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Date: 11/18/2019 3:31:00 PM
Thanks, Joseph. Much appreciated.
Date: 11/18/2019 10:26:00 AM
That was funny...a furless audience. Really cute Line.
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Date: 11/18/2019 11:05:00 AM
Thanks, Chris. Much appreciated.
Date: 11/17/2019 11:59:00 PM
lol... ##sitting ever so quietly one hundred bare bears## They didn't eat you before you opened your mouth? Funny.. Wonderfully written..
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Date: 11/18/2019 9:04:00 AM
These were very educated bears, not cannibals at all!
Date: 11/17/2019 9:45:00 PM
This is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE, not to mention very clever. I can 'barely' contain myself, Line. Smiles, Gershon
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Date: 11/17/2019 10:35:00 PM
Thanks so much for coming along for the ride, Gershon. LOL

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