Beach Parade

On the beach in a sunny clime I'm watching the parade, Shocked to see a host of butt cheeks Gutsily displayed. Women of all ages strut In bathing suits so tiny, You cannot avoid a look At someone's jiggling heiny. Menfolk, on the other hand, March by without their shirts, Hairy bellies hanging out - Just looking at them hurts. With all the flesh that's there on view, A horror show in motion, I try to turn the other cheek And stare out at the ocean.