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Be Still My Heart

When he died, the police ascertained their relationship was a bit strained. With a corpse for a bride, though the groom tried and tried, seems not much of her love still remained.
---------- for the A Funny Limerick - Make Me Laugh Poetry Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin written 11/04/22
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Miller Avatar
November 12, 2022 at 12:24 AM
Dead funny! Congratulations
Flood Avatar
November 11, 2022 at 2:57 PM
The fella was simply besotted, with his new wife so recently rotted. Congrats on your win, Jeff. Terry
Kitchin Avatar
November 11, 2022 at 1:42 PM
Jeff, a funny and witty one, congratulations on your winning placement!
Braun Avatar
November 4, 2022 at 7:59 PM
Well written... but the groom would have fared better with a broom.
Kyser Avatar
November 4, 2022 at 8:01 PM
That might have been the last straw
Hankins Avatar
November 4, 2022 at 7:26 PM
Ah, Jeff. This should do it! I'm still laughing!
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