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Be Still My Heart

When he died, the police ascertained their relationship was a bit strained. With a corpse for a bride, though the groom tried and tried, seems not much of her love still remained.
---------- for the A Funny Limerick - Make Me Laugh Poetry Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin written 11/04/22

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Date: 11/12/2022 12:24:00 AM
Dead funny! Congratulations
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Date: 11/11/2022 2:57:00 PM
The fella was simply besotted, with his new wife so recently rotted. Congrats on your win, Jeff. Terry
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Date: 11/11/2022 1:42:00 PM
Jeff, a funny and witty one, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Date: 11/4/2022 7:59:00 PM
Well written... but the groom would have fared better with a broom.
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 11/4/2022 8:01:00 PM
That might have been the last straw
Date: 11/4/2022 7:26:00 PM
Ah, Jeff. This should do it! I'm still laughing!
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